Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 03, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    Tillerson didn’t call him a moron; he called him a “F%€KING MORON!”

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    alaskajohn1  almost 6 years ago

    All of them; except what Sarah says in the last panel.

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    Dtroutma  almost 6 years ago

    Not mixed messages, just one multi-part answer, and every day he presents us with another element, or more.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It’s “imbecile”!

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    luvdafuneez  almost 6 years ago

    Stable Genius? I heard he was a Stable Idiot (that being a horses a$$…)

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 6 years ago

    There can be no question regarding sanity because his voices assure him so.

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    Rosette  almost 6 years ago

    I thought Roland was on Trump’s side!

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    nosirrom  almost 6 years ago

    Stable genius: someone who knows S____!

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    tonypezzano  almost 6 years ago

    He is a stable genius. Tell him a number up to five and he will stamp the number with his leg.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    The zombies have been feasting.

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    ajmsdca  almost 6 years ago

    My horse is smarter and nicer than the SCROTUS. It’s like the Hulk is running the government, but without his innocent heart and the hidden brain of Banner. Just angry, spoiled two year old tantrums on the world stage, but with nukes.

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    gantech  almost 6 years ago

    How about dotard? Remember that one?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    More interesting revelations about the meeting with the Russians at “The Kremlin-on-the-Hudson”, A.K.A. Trump Tower in the news today!

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/lawyers-reveal-trump-apos-dictated-052742160.html

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    This just in, White House staff have been issued shovels and boots, more to come.

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    jeffiekins  almost 6 years ago

    People are being more clever than usual this morning! Well done.

    Here’s a brief description of the terms, explaining the differences, for those who find English hard: http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/03/the-words-moron-imbecile-and-idiot-mean-different-things/

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    montessoriteacher  almost 6 years ago

    But trump says he is like, really smart and knows words, all the best words.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 6 years ago

    And what is found in a stable?Little tRumkin droppings.I believe the technical term is Road Apples.Road apples.Bob Mueller’s after you.Road apples When he catches you,you’re through ;)

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    @JOEYSMITH Right you are! Saving the US automobile industry – awful! Getting health insurance to 25 million more people – inexcusable! Reducing unemployment from over 10% to under 5% – unforgivable! Thank God we now have a man willing to show the world that the USA cannot be trusted to stand by the agreements we make, even with our so-called “allies.”

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    @joeysmith, you really want to play this game?

    In the last 16 months Obama’s presidency job growth averaged 215K per month. In the first 16 months of Trump’s presidency it has averaged 185K per month.

    Trump likes to take credit for bringing down African-American unemployment down to its lowest level. During the Obama presidency black unemployment declined from 14.8% to 7.8%. Under Trump it has declined 1% more.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I think he is an idiot-savant. He is very good at what he does, and dumb as s—— on twitter. His policy with North Korea seems to be working out, and the Chinese are watching the outcome before deciding their own policy about restricting the China Sea.I want to see what he can do for the economy. The man built a small fortune into a large one. Let’s see what he does with the nation’s finances. He might actually make an excellent president. I do hope he learns that there will always be petty people who insult him, and to stop wasting time and energy caring about what they do. He should focus on his strengths, because this is his best shot on improving the country and going into history as a great man.

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Roland IS on trump’s side! In fact, he’s the perfect “trump-ette”: dumb as a box of hammers and incapable of being educated…

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 6 years ago

    A long time ago Roland was portrayed as having a brain—as when he was conducting tours of Reagan’s brain. At some point Roland became about as dumb as Zero in “Beetle Bailey” or Limpid Lizard in “Tumbleweeds” or Pig in “Pearls.” This makes for some nice big laughs, of course, but once in a while I miss the old Roland.

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    Joseph Shelby Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Mind you, a variant of a joke Trudeau wrote years ago when Honey testified at the Gang of Four trial…

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    montessoriteacher  almost 6 years ago

    Rudy now claims trump could shoot Comey and not be indicted for it. Not quite. Even though it seems we are headed in that direction and it is telling that Giuliani would make such a claim.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    If Huckleberry says so, it must be so…“stable genius” it is. Technically, I think what Giuliani said is correct…we can’t “indict” a sitting president…however, we can unseat him and do it then.

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    dadoctah  almost 6 years ago

    Shortly before the election, I heard a Member of Parliament call him a “wazzock”. I’d like to hear that word given more play. Or “dotard”, which he got from his new bestest buddy Kim Jong-Un.

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    montessoriteacher  almost 6 years ago

    Nixon told David Frost if the president does it, it must be legal. Not quite. Nixon had to fly away after bawling his eyes out and resigning on tv. We all sat and watched him.

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    montessoriteacher  almost 6 years ago

    Lindz.Coop: Google no potus is above the law, written by Elizabeth Holtzman. Holtzman makes several important points regarding this.

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    childe_of_pan  over 3 years ago

    “Stable genius”: First off, I can’t think of someone as paranoid, delusional, and egomaniacal as Donnie the Hutt as ‘stable’; second, given some of the more off-the-wall things he purports to believe (e.g., the noise from windmills causes cancer, or that the human body is like a battery with only so much power to last your whole life, so excersising uses energy unnecessarily and leads to early death, or that anybody above the age of 5 is fooled by his combover/weave, or that he is ‘the least racist person you’ll ever meet’, ad nauseam, ad absurdum) his claim to genius is questionable at best; third, even actual geniuses don’t know everything about everything, as the Hemorrhoid-in-chief expects us to believe he does; and lastly, genius has never been an inherent indicator of good character.

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