Opus, if you think almonds have tiny udders, think of rice milk. Each itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny grain of rice has udders that must be milked using teeny-tiny tweezers under a microscope.
If you make your own almond milk, you actually get cream rising to the top. And, sorry, folks, in order to make almond milk, you have to Grind. Them. Up. The horror!
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
Say that last line five times real fast.
Sherlock Watson over 6 years ago
Two comments:
1. Opus seems to have nuts and teats on the brain.
2. Dumb Donald did indeed.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
That series is thing of beauty, Opus. Abby would be so proud of you.
jumpingfrog over 6 years ago
Is Milo channeling Tommy Wiseau?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago
Talk about itty bitty nutty udders… if you can, I mean…
Almonds are hard to milk…. and peanuts are smaller than almonds, right?
You go to the store, and you see… what? A few dozen cartons of almond milk?
A few more, if you shop at places like Whole Foods.
But there are hundreds of jars of peanut butter!
You must need gallons of peanut milk just to be able to skim off enough peanut cream,
to make one little jar of peanut butter.
There must be huge peanut dairies, spread over vast acres of the hinterlands, that most of us never see.
Think of that awesomeness, Opus.
Maybe that’s why people put peanut butter on Wonder™ Bread.
BTW… do we need to start worrying about peanut factory farms?
I’d like to know that my peanut butter comes from humanely raised, free range peanuts….
wouldn’t you?
I mean, wouldn’t you like to know that about your peanut butter…..
I don’t expect you to care much about mine.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Opus, if you think almonds have tiny udders, think of rice milk. Each itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny grain of rice has udders that must be milked using teeny-tiny tweezers under a microscope.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Well… technically, an almond is the pit of a drupe. They are itty bitty drupey udders.
ACK! Premium Member over 6 years ago
Data On Squashed Trees
A Hip loving Canadian... over 6 years ago
Sometimes you feel like a nut… sometimes you don’t.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 6 years ago
then there’s rice milk
Ermine Notyours over 6 years ago
You would think hamsters would be easier to milk. Where’s the hamster milk?
Bruce1253 over 6 years ago
What happens to the Almonds when they can no longer produce enough milk? Wait, don’t tell me. . . they taste like chicken. Oh the horror!!
Holden Awn over 6 years ago
And remember, the purpose of almonds is to give milk. It’s women who sexualized them and call them “nuts”.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago
Opus, don’t be such a boob…
wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone over 6 years ago
Silk and Almond Breeze are both the target of a class-action lawsuit claiming that they only contain 2% almonds.
wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone over 6 years ago
Silk and Almond Breeze are both the target of a class-action lawsuit claiming that they only contain 2% almonds.
KristineKuhns over 6 years ago
If you make your own almond milk, you actually get cream rising to the top. And, sorry, folks, in order to make almond milk, you have to Grind. Them. Up. The horror!
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Almond milk?!
The only good milk is chocolate malted milk, extra thick, with coffee & banana for extra flavoring. The creator knows….