Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 02, 2017

Is Randy’s last name Fender, as in Freddy Fender?

I feel like a superhero too. Unfortunately the superhero I feel like is Arm-Fall-Off Boy, so it’s not really all that great a thing.

Faster than a “Magnum”… ahem.

Oh, behave!

I’ve always loathed that nickname. Luckily it’s more an American thing.

Less information is good.

It’s Hedgehog day at Pearls!

My mom died from cancer. <— still funnier than today’s strip.

Do I make you Randy? – Austin Powers

So? Randy is dandy?

The rare neighbor with a full head of hair.

Hi, my name is Downer. I feel terrific. I feel like I can do anything today. Like I’m a superhero.

Super Randy..? I KNEW he looked like Ron Jeremy!

Sweathog

I don’t get it. Someone explain please? Thanks

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Are they going to talk about Roger next?

I don’t think its a coincidence that Randy looks like Ron Jeremy

Faster than a speeding bullet? Not when he thinks about baseball…

“By golly, Jim, I’m beginning to think I can cure a rainy day.”- Dr. Bones McCoy

Randy looks more like a Ron to me. Or a Jeremy.

That guy looks like a doofus.

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Is he a super handy Randy that is a dandy with Candy?

Is he a super handy Randy that is a dandy with Candy?

Is he a super handy Randy that is a dandy with Candy?

The phrase is “faster than a speeding bullet,” Cartoon-Boy. But we’ll let that pass, if Pig and Randy will swear that this is still a family-friendly strip!

I got it but had to think about it. He’s Super Randy- (like Super substitute your favorite Synonym) I was thinking the super-last one

coarse

disorderly

lascivious

lecherous

lewd

libertine

licentious

lustful

uninhibited

vulgar

Hmm, why doesn’t the censor guy step in?