Most of the “soap opera” strips move so slow, you only have to read every third of fourth day.
“If WWII were fought today, we would all be speaking German or Japanese.”
If WWII were fought today, the current minority political party in the USA would gleefully embrace Fascism and welcome German and Japanese troops to our shores.
Well, Al Gore is about as wooden as a tree.
My dad used to use naptha. He had to stand about 4 or 5 feet away from the grill and throw the match at it.
There was a pretty crazy play in yesterday’s Cubs game. The Pirates should’ve had an easy out at first to end the inning. Instead it turned into an RBI double for the Cubs player. All the Pirates 1B had to do was step on the bag, but he decided to try and catch the runner before he got to first. Here’s the whole wild thing:
J’auras une chaussure couverte de fromage.
And starting with William, every British monarch will have American ancestors, thanks to Diana’s family tree. In fact, because of her ancestry, Diana was (and, susequently, all of her female descendants are), ironically, eligible to join the Daughters of the American Revolution.
I always thought the oddest combo we got was a square of “cheese” pizza, a scoop of mushy canned peas, and a scoop of canned fruit cocktail.
I knew a guy in college who had a crockpot in his dorm room. Used to make things like pot roast.
I’m guessing this may be the strip that triggered Dickie-Boy: