It’s days like this when I read this strip and wonder why Mallet can keep the “Often praised for its intelligent wit, gentle spirit…” on his about page with a straight face. And yet still, the ardent Caulfield lovers will stick fingers in their ears, clench their eyes shut, and shout “It’s because he’s gifted!!!”
Remember, folks. It’s not that Caulfield is mean spirited, its just that he’s far smarter than anyone else.
Be glad you’re not the parent of a little girl. The amount of #$# Frozen songs that I’ve had to hear over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…
Ahh, the ol’ Mac vs PC gauntlet…
Absolutely, positively not – the man is pure as the driven snow, and his ardent true believers will contort themselves into pretzels to support that argument.
You can still get it, for the low-low price of just $16 for 2oz of Johnnie Walker Red.
Yeah, I’m noticing quite a few “no longer on gocomics in 2021” posts – what’s going on?
Dick move, Amelia. Dick move.
Caulfield is an 8 year old supergenius sociopath who gets away with everything, and we’re supposed to be okay with that. Mr. Spaetzle says he hit a three pointer in high school (and clearly the gag is that it didn’t really happen) and people choose to debate the potential age discrepancy???
For a second I was surprised that an eight year old would have memorized the contents of Gray’s Anatomy, but in this strip…
Also, wonder who the eyeroll is for? The expected impending douchebaggery of Caulfield, or the stupidness of Mr. S. walking into the trap?