Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2016

I’m sure his Mother loves him.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel Stephen?

Does Pig know fifty ways to love your liver?

what a tongue twister

A liver for a crank wouldn’t have an easy grip….it’d keep slipping out of your hand. Yech….

“louvre”Spelt with the same ending as the unit of measure, metre.French word, French spelling.

Oh my God! I sent a joke almost exactly like this to Reader’s Digest—-“liver lover louvre” were all part of it. I was ten years old. :-)

A LOUSY liver lover louvre lover, with onions.

If Goat was afraid to declare his love, then he’d be a lily-livered liver lever louvre lover? :)

Tongue abuse !

Leaving out the tongue twister, does it look to anyone else as if the window is just hovering there in the air instead of being mounted on a wall?

“Louver liver lever lover”? Lively language!

Classic!

C’mon goat, you’re just suffering from jalousie.

Finally, Toon Boy is back at it………Yay!

Good one, but telegraphed.

I thought love was blinds.

alliteration

Louver liver lever lover, He loves the liver lever, not the louvers.

I hope they open the louvers soon. It’s spring and I can’t wait to see the bed of cirrhosis Stephan planted.

Monday and…and THIS. Bad cosmic alliance, worlds crashing., headache. Oh, the pain of it all. AARGH!

HYSTERICAL! keep up the really sick sick word play!

Nobody worked in “lou” or “latrine”. Go ahead, just remember to make the royalty checks out to me.

Please keep it up!!!I need a laugh.If you do what you did, you’ll get what you got.

louver or lever. lever it to bever

Goat must be stepping in for Rat today.

xxx

Goat is right, you know, Cartoon-Boy….

Should have had Rod Laver there instead of Goat. Then it would have been Liver Lever Louver Lover Laver.

Does he have a liver lever louver lover’s lacy lavalier?

Pastis deserves to sleep on the porch!

Ok, there are some folks who keep begging him for more ridiculous strips like this one. Need to find them and go all guard duck on their backside.

I love levers. But then, I know 50 ways to love your lever.

since he’s not dead, he’s a Livin’ Liver Lever Louver Lover.

Reminds me of the time Pig & Goat went to Paris (Goat’s namesake!), and Pig remarked, “Hey, we’ve been here three days & I haven’t been to the Louvre yet.”Goat replied, “Hey, neither have I. It must be the water!”

And do blind Venetians make better louvers?

Love it or leve it

I say he should have drawn a picture of a lily on the liver lever

I think it should have said LIVER LOUVER LEVER LOVER

RIP tongues who have attempted this twister.

lol

Wow, that’s pretty brutal coming from Goat.

I just louvre it! couldn’t resist.