Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2016
Pig: Look, Goat, I got new Louver shutters. Goat: What's that funny thing sticking out of them? Pig: That's the liver-shaped crank that opens them. Makes for an easy grip. Do you like it? Goat: I love it. Pig: So you're a liver lever louver lover? Goat: Nobody loves you.