Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 06, 2016
Pig: What are you doing, Guard Duck? Guard Duck: I volunteered to be a scoutmaster for a troop of l'il scouts. Pig: Well, good for you. Little girls need positive role models. And you're selling cookies? Guard Duck: Yessir. But if you can excuse me, we have a customer. Guard Duck: Care for some cookies, ma'am? Woman: You bet. I'll take a box of chocolate chip and a box of peanut butter. Guard Duck: Well, thank you, ma'am. That's very generous of you. Woman: Oh, it's my pleasure. I love to support young girls in their scouting endeavors. And what are you raising money for? Girl Scout 1: A flamethrower and a box of grenades. Guard Duck: Perhaps we should be less forthcoming, Sally. Girl Scout 2: No one will @#$@ with this troop, ma'am!
These Li’l Scouts just want to be prepared for any situation.