Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2014

Just keep adding to the Getting Crap Past the Radar list aren’t you Stephan?

Later he’ll put out ads for “Beast enlargement,” for people who think their pets are too small.

I want that suit.

My wine bottles need larger corks.

My wife needs larger balloons (she says, not me)

You can get a good deal on unused helvetica at Publishers Clearing House.

I think bigger pens aren’t always better.

Why would Pig want a bigger pen when he already lives in a house?!?

Seek immediate help if this kartune gives you an erection lasting more than four hours…especially if you’re a GIRL!

Seize matters!

how can you hold or write with a bigger pen?

It’s not the size of the pen that matters, it’s what you write with it…..

Don’t forget pills (for politicians) who can’t get an election. Feel free to use that Stephan. lol

The pen is mighty!

Hmmm…maybe Sharpie could be a sponsor. Or Crayola.

I’ll bet that in the next strip Rat has a date. He’s going to see Alice.

Take a look at the censor’s nose and mustache, but don’t zoom and stand back a little bit.

Has Pastis pulled one past us?

This ranks up there with the time someone jammed a Bic into the photocopier, with a sign beside it: “pen is stuck.”

“Will it give me a bigger pet?” “Er, no, but this one will.” "Ly-ing won’t help. Hey. why does that one have a picture of a big “D”? “Ick, it’s so disgusting, it makes me wan.” “G, me too!” :-)

add an “i”…

More like junk I-mail…

I got an email like that from a Nigerian pince.

This comic is often troubling, and I know why!

Reminds me of www.penisland.net (pen island) I totally read that as penis verus pen at first.

iPens. These must be apple products.

I just remembered something that my daughter & I found years ago. We were trying to find out if cats could hiccup, since it appeared that was what ours was doing. I don’t know how, but we found a site called “Church of the Whale Penis”. It was unique. Plus we found out echidnas have 4 heads on theirs.

Why does Comic Strip Censorman even bother to visit PBS? He is hopelessly outclassed by our fiendish Cartoon-Boy!

Why? What would I do with it? (Said the chronically single guy.)

Yes, I agree.

Hm, there are some…. interesting comments this fine day.

Yah, I can see why this strip was censored in family newspapers.

“junk” mail

And what is that protruding from the censor’s face?

I dont get it

Made me laugh! Love his bent sense of humor. Its right up there with Far Side but this is now my fave…

Do you mean a pen-fifteen?

Those lady authors love huge pens.

AH

In treasury it mentions to read the last word of pig’s last line and the first word of rats last line to find out how immature past is really is