Kyle realized then that he’d had a really bad day….
<<I read somewhere that Grant’s tomb is in disrepair.>>
No. It’s in a national park, in New York.
“Too many times in a cycling fatality, the motorist claims, “I didn’t see him!””
They’ll turn right in front of a big full-dress touring motorcycle, with the same comment; yet NEVER do it in front of a motorcycle cop, even when he has a smaller bike.
His shirt size? Now she’s just being silly. Unless he’s a little person or a giant, the amount would be the same for a typical adult….
When the Arkansas river flows from Leadville, Colorado through Kansas, it is pronounced “ar-KAN-sas”, but when it flows through Oklahoma and Arkansas to the Mississippi river, it is pronounced “AR-kan-saw”.
Cadiz, Spain, is “Kah-DEEZ”, but Cadiz, KY, is “KATE-eez”.
Sniffing with a runny nose is drinking your boogers
“When you’re dancin’ with your honey/And your nose feels wet and runny,/Don’t think it’s funny/‘Cause it’s not!”
Iconoclasm is not dead….
“allocating the electors of each state proportioanally (….)”-Two states do that now. The U.S. Presidential Election has 3 parts. Part 1) in every 4th November, the sovereign states have an election for the state electors which represent a particular candidate. The number of these electors are proportional to state population and each sovereign state may allot their electors as they will. Part 2) the following month (December), the Electors hold the final Electoral College vote for the U.S. President Elect. Note that the each elector may change his vote to reflect last minute circumstances, although he will be forsworn, as he represents a specific candidate. Part 3) In the following month (January) the Presidential Elect is sworn in as the new U.S. President in the Inaugaration. The entire process takes 3 months.