Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 21, 2016
December 20, 2016
December 22, 2016
Pig: Jef the cyclist went for a bike ride before dawn this morning, so he wore neon.
Goat: A neon helmet?
"Hey *#@*Face, Cyclist here"
Pig: Sort of.
Goat: Can you turn it off during breakfast, Jef?