Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 04, 2021


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 12 days ago

    This strip is originally from 1985. It just shows how being Calvin’s parent can age you even if Calvin doesn’t get older.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  12 days ago

    good try on all three things, Calvin… specially the cookie

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    codycab  12 days ago

    He really thought he was going to be allowed to do any of that?

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    dadthedawg  12 days ago

    Mom, do you ever say, “Yes”?……

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 12 days ago

    Mom likes to be cruel, sometime.

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    LeeCox  12 days ago

    She’s known you for six years, Calvin. Of course she’s on to you!

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    in.amongst  12 days ago

    Really curious to know at what point in motherhood does a mom’s internal circuitry get rewired to just say “No” to their offspring.

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    Robin Harwood  12 days ago

    Worth a try.

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    Chad "Dimples" Applewhite   12 days ago

    I Use this trick on my mother all the time

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    Bilan  12 days ago

    The answer to all of the questions should be ‘If you get A’s on your report card’. Great way of saying No without being the bad guy.

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    Kind&Kinder  12 days ago

    This is when we found out Calvin has a doctorate in clinical deviousness.

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    rklynch  12 days ago

    Moms always know what to listen to and what to tune out…

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    Baarorso  12 days ago

    At that age, i think you have a bigger list of the things you can’t do as opposed to the things you can do.;D

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    STEPUP  12 days ago

    Yeah, he’s still in the prototype stage.

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    Imagine  12 days ago

    Well, at least I can have a cookie. Be right back.

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    dave1960  12 days ago

    She’s not daft you know…..

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 days ago

    What about if he rode his bike off the roof into a burning mattress while eating a cookie?

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    bookworm0812  12 days ago

    Nice try though, kid.

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    amanbe3  12 days ago

    Doesn’t bother me that it’s a repeat. I love the little guy.

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    jagedlo  12 days ago

    Well, she’s had plenty of practice, Calvin…

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    Redd Panda  12 days ago

    Go for the Banana. Always play the sure thing.

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    KEA  12 days ago

    pretty good bargaining tactic actually

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 days ago

    Mom’s been there and done that. Next time tell her what you thought of but didn’t do and then ask for a cookie. Make it look like a reward instead of a bribe.

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    tripwire45  12 days ago

    I did once melt crayons on my bedsheets by focusing the sun’s rays on them with a magnifying lens.

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    mountainclimber  12 days ago

    Surprisingly poor artwork in this strip. Atypical.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  12 days ago

    He sure has a big mouth for a little tyke.

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    dwdl21  12 days ago

    I like the older art work…lol

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member 12 days ago

    Happy Teacher Appreciation Day to Miss Wormwood, and all the IRL teachers of “Calvins” and “Nancys,” especially this year!!!!!!!!!!!! This thank-you includes parents who have been teaching remotely during this pandemic: a bouquet of roses and a bottle of your favorite adult “plant-based” beverage from me: I couldn’t have made it through the last three months of my teaching career without you last Spring.

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    Indianapolis Smith  12 days ago

    He was just being polite. He’s already eaten the cookie.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  12 days ago

    So much for establishing a baseline.

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    kab2rb  12 days ago

    Well Calvin you need better ask question that requires a yes.

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    DanWolfie  12 days ago

    One of my favorites from 1985! Simple, but effective!

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    tremaine53  12 days ago

    Go ahead and ride your tricycle on the roof. You toboggan off cliffs into canyons and manage to survive THAT…

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    Fuw  12 days ago

    I suggest you to not set your bed on fire XD

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    evanmarhews  12 days ago

    how to win at negotiations

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    dlklabunde  12 days ago

    An early one. Calvin looks more “Simpsons” than “Calvin”

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    Troglodyte  12 days ago

    And she actually listens!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  12 days ago

    Calvin before evolving into the Calvin we know and love.

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    hagarthehorrible  12 days ago

    Mom is well aware of this trick fella!

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    Kymberleigh  12 days ago

    The same concept at work in a later Sunday strip:

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    nsr60  12 days ago

    I rode a bicycle on the roof of my building once (four stories). I was much older than Calvin then, and it feels a lot less like bragging now.

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    Lightpainter  12 days ago

    Calvin would have been pretty surprised if Mom said yes to option one or two. She should have said yes just to see the look on his face!Mom’s conditions for “yes”:

    The fire must be created by rubbing two sticks together. No matches.

    The roof must be on the tallest building in the country.

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    WCraft Premium Member 11 days ago

    I know how he feels. My parents made me wear safety goggles when I was Calvin’s age whenever I played with a chainsaw.

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