Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 02, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 4 months ago

    Apparently, Calvin will be attending parties with people in their 80’s.

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    californiamonty  4 months ago

    I love it! By the way, what happens when you drink too much mead?

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    And he’ll be the first one to be shown the door!!

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    oreally39  4 months ago

    I liked that one then again I’m over 80

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    codycab  4 months ago

    What smells rotten and puts people to sleep? CALVIN’S ACT!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Puns are the lowest form of humour”—Samuel Johnson

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    What do you get when you cross a lab monkey with a very popular legume and a plant with yellow flowers and profuse pollen?





    Rhesus peanut buttercup.

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    jvo  4 months ago

    Awwww….. Calvin cracked his first Dad Joke, his kids would be teenagers now :)

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    gawkface  4 months ago

    pun jokes must be hard in verbal form

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    sallyseckman  4 months ago

    Simpsons actually did a visual joke of it that one time.

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    dlkrueger33  4 months ago

    Great joke, but young people wouldn’t get it.

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    jmcenanly  4 months ago

    Elon Musk has a brother named Kimball, who is an agronomist. recently he developed a new sort of fruit, with a thin rind and sweet flesh. He was disappointed when he found out that there was already such a thing as a musk melon.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Calvin thought that he was punny…the audience disagreed…

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    ForrestOverin  4 months ago

    I remember learning in an Anthropology class that, while there are few cultural ‘universals’, Groaning at Puns is among those that exist.

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    garcoa  4 months ago

    I expect to see this pun on PBS shortly. Are you reading this Pastis?

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    ajr58(1)  4 months ago

    What do you get when you cross a pig and a lawyer? No one knows. There are some things that a pig won’t do.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Keep trying kid. Live mike night is brutal.

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    david_42  4 months ago

    Given that all puns are bad, this one isn’t too bad.

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    Mando3456 (This is my gamertag in minecraft)  4 months ago

    A classic! Apparently I’m eighty years old.

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    aerotica69  4 months ago

    I laughed. (It has already been a long day!)

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    johndifool  4 months ago

    Don’t forget the Infinite Sadness, Calvin.

    [Quite possible that the name of the album was inspired by this strip]

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    rshive  4 months ago

    A party of one, Calvin.

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    formathe  4 months ago

    Two blondes walk into a building. You would have thought ONE of them would have seen it,,,,,,

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    The married person’s melon: Honeydew.

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    Vangoghdog01  4 months ago

    Aw, Hobbes, you know that puns are judged by how bad they are. That one is so old, it stinks (very good pun)!

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well, he’s the life of the cartoons page!

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    BiggerNate91  4 months ago

    Calvin needs to learn that laughing at your own jokes does not make them funny.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    I used that joke about the same time as this was originally published. Worse – it was in a sad poem. Those were NOT the “good ’ol days”.

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    Mac  4 months ago

    Somewhere, Stephan Pastis is secretly giggling.

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    ScratchyPDX  4 months ago

    Calvin is a little young to be telling Dad Jokes. :)

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    bobfjr  4 months ago

    I once asked the combo to play “mellon-doggie baby”… only the sax player laughed…….. (by cracky, by cranky, by creaky, by croakey)

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    Numbnumb  4 months ago

    You are assuming, of course, he will be invited?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  4 months ago

    Hobbes should pun-ish Calvin for that one.

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    kathleenhicks62  4 months ago

    Hobbes’ face is to die for!

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    AndrewSihler  4 months ago

    I hate to admit it, but that is rather good.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    That is funny…..

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    It’s a fine pun, but guffawing at your own joke is bad form.

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    HobbesTheTiger78  4 months ago

    I love Lassie! Love Rough Collies, too. There are actually four different types of Collies. Bearded Collie, Border Collie, Rough Collie, Lassies breed, and Smooth Collie. I go to the dog park a lot, and, there is this Collie called Teddy. Shetland Sheepdogs (Shelties) are like miniature Rough Collies. There is this store near my house. It is called “Just For Fun” and it has party supplies and other stuff like advent calendars. They’re selling the advent calendars now because, after all, it is getting near christmas time. But i’m getting off topic so lets get back. I went there two days ago, and, there were store dogs walking around the place. There was this one Sheltie that I must have made a pretty good impression on, because after that, it started following me all around the store. Fortunately, it was very well trained, so when I left the store, it didn’t follow me out. The store probably doesn’t mind that customers pet the dogs. Thats all for today, folks! From now on, I’ll be leaving comments on future Calvin And Hobbes strips, but don’t worry if you don’t see my comment.

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    Sarah T  4 months ago

    This is so me. I laugh at my own stupid jokes all the time.

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    streuny40  4 months ago

    You crack me up every time I read your strip, Thanks, it’s my favorite.

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    RainbowWolf   4 months ago

    A little off topic but I have a cousin who loved Calvin and Hobbes so much the area where he kept his Calvin and Hobbes books had walls lined with comics.

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    random gamer  4 months ago

    you don’t see that face often on Hobbes ¬_¬

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    exeyevee Premium Member 4 months ago

    “In my heart, I know I’m funny.”

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 4 months ago

    What would be REAL funny is if Mr. Watterson inadvertently draws a panel featuring both other adults AND Hobbes as a real tiger, not a puny stuffed toy. In any case, Calvin, I love you but don’t quit your day job !!

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    Lightpainter  4 months ago

    In a similar situation, Hobbes has asked Calvin straight questions about Calvin’s “ joke”.

    Here, I would expect Hobbes to ask how Lassie could impregnate a cantelope.

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    HobbesTheTiger78  3 months ago

    That is a good joke

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