Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 18, 2021

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    Ken 2049 Premium Member 7 months ago

    This reminds me of a Far Side joke where a guy lands on a planet where the people are arms with hands for a head. The astronaut shakes it like a handshake unknowingly grabbing it by it’s head and shaking violently.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 7 months ago

    Use yourself, Brewster. Lord knows you’re a big enough tool. ;D

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    Ratkin  7 months ago

    Relax, Brewster. Just drink screwdrivers until you get hammered.

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    tudza Premium Member 7 months ago

    Saw that coming.

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    Sanspareil  7 months ago

    Maybe Brewster can find one named Allen and wrench him away from the tool union!

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    freewaydog  7 months ago

    Ugh do they have to be such tools? :P

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    Algolei I  7 months ago

    I like the gears inside the rocket. Ooh! It should have sprockets, too! Rocket sprockets! It rhymes, so it must work better!

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    ka-drill

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    WaitingMan  7 months ago

    This arc is going to be absolutely heart-wrenching.

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    LawrenceS  7 months ago

    I see a week of bad puns coming… That’s an even easier call than saying the Cubs won’t win the World Series.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    Pretty sure by the response and looks of the citizens, they landed in Illinois…

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    tripwire45  7 months ago

    Pretty sure Brewster would need something more sophisticated to fix a rocket, but then again, these tools are just about his speed.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    Brewster might get hammered

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    Kroykali  7 months ago

    No wonder the rocket is broken. Someone threw a bunch of gears in there!

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    pnemonic  7 months ago

    here come the tool puns…

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    Newenglandah  7 months ago

    Don’t throw a monkey wrench into things.

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    Newenglandah  7 months ago

    How is Brewster going to chisel his way out of this?

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    Newenglandah  7 months ago

    This planet has a dishonest contingent. They are a bunch of pliers.

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    Looks like the Military, the Politicians, and the Judiciary have showed up to meet Brewster… ☺

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    blakerl  7 months ago

    Tune in tomorrow and see Brewster get hammered!!!

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    xSigoff Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why are they tired of being used? It’s what they were made for; their destiny is fulfilled in proper use.

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    old_geek  7 months ago

    Benadryl: What the Dewalt had before Brewster landed on it with his rocket.

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    Ray*C  7 months ago

    …and I’ll need a spleen, ASAP.

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    amaneaux  7 months ago

    If he offends them, he’ll have to face their champions Greg Valentine and Jim Duggan.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 7 months ago

    Don’t talk to that guy; he’s such a tool!

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    Csaw Backnforth  7 months ago

    Ooooh – he probably needs standard tools & wait till he finds out they’re all metric. (And he’s right handed & the hammer and saw are left-handed.)

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    Woke tools … sounds pretty good, slides right off the tongue … woke tools … woke tools.

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    schaefer jim  7 months ago

    Need to hammer that home.

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    brewster’s screwed…

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    P51Strega  7 months ago

    At least they’re not peen’ on him (yet).

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    P51Strega  7 months ago

    Don’t say “Socket to me” to that crowd.

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    bakana  7 months ago

    It looks like his Rocket has a Transmission taken out of an old Model A Ford.

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