Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 18, 2021

This reminds me of a Far Side joke where a guy lands on a planet where the people are arms with hands for a head. The astronaut shakes it like a handshake unknowingly grabbing it by it’s head and shaking violently.

Use yourself, Brewster. Lord knows you’re a big enough tool. ;D

Relax, Brewster. Just drink screwdrivers until you get hammered.

Saw that coming.

Maybe Brewster can find one named Allen and wrench him away from the tool union!

Ugh do they have to be such tools? :P

I like the gears inside the rocket. Ooh! It should have sprockets, too! Rocket sprockets! It rhymes, so it must work better!

ka-drill

This arc is going to be absolutely heart-wrenching.

I see a week of bad puns coming… That’s an even easier call than saying the Cubs won’t win the World Series.

Pretty sure by the response and looks of the citizens, they landed in Illinois…

Pretty sure Brewster would need something more sophisticated to fix a rocket, but then again, these tools are just about his speed.

Brewster might get hammered

No wonder the rocket is broken. Someone threw a bunch of gears in there!

here come the tool puns…

Don’t throw a monkey wrench into things.

How is Brewster going to chisel his way out of this?

This planet has a dishonest contingent. They are a bunch of pliers.

Looks like the Military, the Politicians, and the Judiciary have showed up to meet Brewster… ☺

Tune in tomorrow and see Brewster get hammered!!!

Why are they tired of being used? It’s what they were made for; their destiny is fulfilled in proper use.

Benadryl: What the Dewalt had before Brewster landed on it with his rocket.

…and I’ll need a spleen, ASAP.

If he offends them, he’ll have to face their champions Greg Valentine and Jim Duggan.

Don’t talk to that guy; he’s such a tool!

Ooooh – he probably needs standard tools & wait till he finds out they’re all metric. (And he’s right handed & the hammer and saw are left-handed.)

Woke tools … sounds pretty good, slides right off the tongue … woke tools … woke tools.

Need to hammer that home.

brewster’s screwed…

At least they’re not peen’ on him (yet).

Don’t say “Socket to me” to that crowd.

It looks like his Rocket has a Transmission taken out of an old Model A Ford.