Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 01, 2021

CVoCHs! (Chin view of cat heads!) :-)

Tortimer only preys on dust bunnies, Elvis.

I love the way Puck cuddles and protects little Buzzy Mouse.

And Puck’s toebeans.

Tortimer just feels left out now that he (she, it?) now is a member of the family.

When I first saw the BRRRRRRRR in the overview panel, I thought maybe Jules was trying to get into the tent.

who let him out?

Puck’s response to Elvis calling his name is ham. Lol

Ah, those dreaded words, “There’s something outside the tent!”

The local news crew was covering a story yesterday morning when somebody came barging in with a story of her own to tell:

https://www.whio.com/news/meant-be-kitten-crash-scene-finds-new-home-among-news-center-7-family/H7OG3CXZ6FBXLEYDHO77WOVTNY/

ham!

Dreaming of ham… Love Lupin’s pose. And why is Tortimer still turned on?

Tonight at nine, a special KCAT Eyewitless News report! WHEN ROBOT VACUUMS ATTACK! Could the next victim be YOU — or YOUR KITTENS?

If Tortimer attacks, they are doomed.

And the scary stories were every Sunday in Oct. 2018.My favourite is 14/10/18.

Love Puck’s fangs sticking out as he sleeps, then the stretchy toe beans!

I see Lupin’s a Pretzel Sleeper. Not surprising in the slightest.

Aha. I knews it. The Destroy Earth robot is up to no good and trying to assemble a big robot army to takes over the world. Woe is we unless you cats pounce upon him and foil his nefarious scheme and save the world.

OT — NEXT BOOK!! Susanna posted yesterday that Burt’s book is now available for pre order Jan 4th release date. Let’s get ordering Orb!!!

(cheeky giggles) Ham!! I love it! Pucky has delicious dreams!

I thought it was the July Bug

It’s been so long since I’ve seen BoCC [Bottom of Cat Chin]. The cats’ precious fuzzy faces are so adorable today.

Of course Puck, the Ro Voom! whisperer, would know Tortimer’s likely response to provocation.

Even Buzzy is sleeping.

Just make sure all your food is in a secure bag hung from a high tree branch.

We now know what Puck dreams about at night….Ham

Happy Canada Day!

Love Puck snuggled up with Buzzy Mouse in his little sleeping bag.

Too many years ago the wife and I went camping on her friends farm in up state NY . Her friend was getting married . We also got woken up to snuffeling noises outside the tent. It was the cows.

Oh, poor Elvis with his Scared Ears.

FORESHADOWING

how did Puck & Elvis change sides between Panel 1 and Panel 2 ??

Today is July (bug) 1st! I wait all year for this month. Squeeee.

Tortimer is secretly planning his robot uprising.

Ice cream is usually calling me these days so why not Ham for Pucky?…

Now we know why Puck is always so cheerful. He dreams about ham! Probably happy little dancing hams whose only wish is to end up on his plate!

I wonder if Tortimer is wondering why all the furniture is in the wrong spot and why there is a tent in the middle of the room. It probably has it all confused about where to vacuum.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Elvis-Anum: Puckmosis, did you hear that?

Puckmosis: Whaaa… Is Thomios really out of ham?

Elvis-Anum: No…That was just his scary story.

Puckmosis: Then why did you wake me up at the crack of dawn?

Elvis-Anum: There’s something out in the courtyard. I can see a shadow.

Puckmosis: Oh, alright. I’ll go out and take a look.

Sometime Later

Puckmosis: Elvis, I think you know Kat-Mandu. He was making his early delivery rounds.

Kat-Mandu: Hi, Elvis. Whassup?

Elvis-Anum: What are you doing up so early?

Kat-Mandu: Delivering papyrus and packages. I need an early start.

Puckmosis: Elvis, meet the Papyrus Cat!

Or unless you’re covered with crumbs.

I Made This Up

We are the dancing dream hams

We visit your dreams each night

After a long and tiring day

Just let your dreams take flight!

Sometimes you have to make do

With kibble and fish for meals

But when it’s time to nap or sleep

We’re better than what’s real!

Well, that answers that question.

Elvis, keep flying that yellow flag!

OT: Greetings from the Vortex

Onyx came out to greet me this morning, & after a nice chat & a few skritches, she flomped herself down right in the center of the living room rug. Life is good.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQydIyRsKod/

Or in the defense of their young.

that stretch <3

Lupin toe beans on the July calendar page!

Do robot vacuums dream of electric dust bunnies?

You’ll be fine, and you’ll get breakfast in bed for a couple days if you play it right!!

Georgia, for YOU I’ve actually logged in so I can comment. Usually I read and laugh and especially enjoy the “comments of DOOM” here. But even if Robin says so, may no DOOM come to your teenie tinie very minor surgery and much comfort from all of us while you’re healing! P.S. I order items for our public Library and we own every single one of your books! I’ll never admit to reading/hoarding them first… and I LOVE everyone’s sweet comments here. You’re the best group ever! Back to my hiding spot before any DOOM can find me.

Lots of orb boops from Houston!

Fingers and paws crossed here!

Sending prayers…………… btw Breaking cat news brings me joy every day

Nice to see Tortimer again.

OT: Shout out to my sister-in-law

Pucky is dreaming about ham. To be fair, that would be a good dream.

Wait until Tortimer eats the July bug!! BRRRRRRRRR!!!

I’m pretty sure that at one time or another, I, too, replied sleepily to a request to wake up with, “Ham?”