The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 02, 2021

I want to know about Cain, Abel and Seth’s children.

The ultimate definition of a “side chick”

Where’s the keyboard?

Checkout descendants.

if they don’t get the right results they’ll raise cain…

No artificial additives?

Wow, I hope they didn’t spend too much for that assessment. Maybe they just paid in apples.

When Cain’s results came back 50% Adam, the marriage hit rock bottom.

My sister in law took one of those tests then sent one to my wife for her birthday(same parents) she could not understand why I was laughing so hard

Isn’t there a different version in that same silly book where they were created at the same time?

“Adam couldn’t find a suitable mate, so God took a rib…”

Doesn’t that imply that Adam at least contemplated all of the other animals?

Wait… shouldn’t MY ancestry.com results look like that, too?

this was so long ago that they had dial-up internet

One rib goes a long way.

Last week on PBS, singer Clint Black discovered his DNA is 1% sub-Saharan African.

“Can you log into Waitr? I have a sudden craving for ribs.”

He keeps ribbing her about it

That’s funny. The Bible never mentions wifi.

Is that an Apple computer..?

Bigger question, who is running the website?

Cain had descendants. There was only one woman available. Draw your own conclusions.

The schools back then didn’t have a history class.

Lots of ‘splainin’ to do here.

Wow! Dial up was that long ago?

Adam, take “that thing” off the table.

An early inbreed. Like Conan.

I could have told you that, Eve. Hope you didn’t pay too much for the ancestry.com genetic analysis.