The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 02, 2021


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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  2 months ago

    ! Hilarious — a real Rib-tickler.

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    Dirty Dragon  2 months ago

    I want to know about Cain, Abel and Seth’s children.

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    The ultimate definition of a “side chick”

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    i_am_the_jam  2 months ago

    Where’s the keyboard?

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    Checkout descendants.

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    if they don’t get the right results they’ll raise cain…

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  2 months ago

    No artificial additives?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wow, I hope they didn’t spend too much for that assessment. Maybe they just paid in apples.

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    When Cain’s results came back 50% Adam, the marriage hit rock bottom.

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    Achtung  2 months ago

    My sister in law took one of those tests then sent one to my wife for her birthday(same parents) she could not understand why I was laughing so hard

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    Nyckname Premium Member 2 months ago

    Isn’t there a different version in that same silly book where they were created at the same time?

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    Nyckname Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Adam couldn’t find a suitable mate, so God took a rib…”

    Doesn’t that imply that Adam at least contemplated all of the other animals?

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  2 months ago

    Wait… shouldn’t MY results look like that, too?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 2 months ago

    this was so long ago that they had dial-up internet

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    joegeethree  2 months ago

    One rib goes a long way.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 months ago

    Last week on PBS, singer Clint Black discovered his DNA is 1% sub-Saharan African.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Can you log into Waitr? I have a sudden craving for ribs.”

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    jonlaw  2 months ago

    He keeps ribbing her about it

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    That’s funny. The Bible never mentions wifi.

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    waes-hael  2 months ago

    Is that an Apple computer..?

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    eolan59  2 months ago

    Bigger question, who is running the website?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    Cain had descendants. There was only one woman available. Draw your own conclusions.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    The schools back then didn’t have a history class.

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    daleandkristen  2 months ago

    Lots of ‘splainin’ to do here.

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    Wow! Dial up was that long ago?

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    HarryLime Premium Member 2 months ago

    Adam, take “that thing” off the table.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    An early inbreed. Like Conan.

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    paullp Premium Member 2 months ago

    I could have told you that, Eve. Hope you didn’t pay too much for the genetic analysis.

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