That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 12, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    It was only after Abigail surprised Henry, that she remembered he had a heart condition.

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    rmremail  5 months ago

    When Jonathan woke up, hours later , his head was throbbing in pain and his wallet was nowhere to be found

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    rmremail  5 months ago

    Newlywed Maggie, 30 seconds before becoming a young widow.

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    Solstice*1947  5 months ago

    /// When the two lovers play Hide and Seek,

    their rules state it is OK to sneak.

    Past the doorway he’ll find

    she’d been hiding behind

    when, to heighten The Ambush, she’ll shriek.

    /// The girl’s high-pitched screech could make glass shatter.

    From the shock he fell back with a clatter.

    He now knew a huge shocker:

    she was off of her rocker.

    Fright had just made him empty his bladder.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 5 months ago

    Connie didn’t succeed in avoiding another night of charades with her husband.

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    hubbard3188  5 months ago

    another weirdly enigmatic picture. what is the artists title for this one?

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    I would say that she’s the worst player at Hide ‘n Seek ever, but it seems that he’s even worse.

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    Jayalexander  5 months ago

    If my husband finds me here He’ll know he’s cheating with Butch.

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    Lorna’s story that she thought Lorenzo was an intruder bent on assaulting her virtue when she shot him, was discredited when they found the note inviting him into her bedroom in his pocket.

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    blackman2732  5 months ago

    Trying to add spice to their love life, the Robersons played a rousing game of “Hide-N-Go-Get-It.”

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    Call me Ishmael  5 months ago

    From the space where the broom was kept/

    With a loud cry of “welcome!” she leapt../

    It took more than a broom/

    To clean up the room/

    There are some things that can’t just be swept..

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    rc_stone_1  5 months ago

    Looking at all these old paintings has really made me appreciate electric lights.

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    wincoach Premium Member 5 months ago

    James told his new wife that morning that he wanted a surprise after work that would rock his world. Jane being pretty innocent, wasn’t sure what he meant, so she covered all her bases, put on her sexiest night gown, got out the rocking chair, and prepared to surprise him.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  5 months ago

    It’s a scene from “I Love Lucy”. Honey — I’m home.

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    MS72  5 months ago

    “Line, Please” – words and music Scot Sax

    Poetry you know it’s me open up I’ve come to see you you’re not the boss of me you can tell that to the glossary too

    Essayists you masochists your inner rhyme stole dinner time too punctuate your face in articulate the space in between because clever is a b.u.l.l.s.h.i.t quiz don’t you know another routine line please you took me out of context you hung me out and left me to die

    oh I screamed no contest and then you handed me second prize

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    mokspr Premium Member 5 months ago

    Judith was ecstatic the she had found a cozy for the cricket bat that matched her tea gown…

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 5 months ago

    The SWAT manual for clearing a room, the section entitled “Don’t let this happen to you.”

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    After a record shortest game of hide and seek, they spent the night playing hide the sausage.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Whew she must be out gabbing with the neighbor! I’ll do a quick change and she’ll never know I was out drinkin’ with the boys. Wait, what??? No honey I can explain!!! Aaaaaahhhh! “ BAM!

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    anomaly  5 months ago

    Bill successfully surprised George with his new Halloween costume. George was deeply confused.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  5 months ago

    As Edward’s eyesight declined, Barbara found it easier to evade him just by dressing like the wall paneling.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    He: Louisa, it’s me Olaf. She: (To herself) Oh darn it, I was hoping for Alphonse!!

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    mabrndt Premium Member 5 months ago

    Love’s Ambush

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Chiaroscuro genre paintings" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Ambush, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting. 

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3235 (December 12, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

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    Ken Holman Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Please do not just stand there, you dolt! My neighbours must not see me in my chemise!”

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    mshaw Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Love’s Ambush,” 1890

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    d1234dick Premium Member 5 months ago

    Silve is on the wrong side of the door, but jonnie was too stupid to notice her, so he sat in the chair and BANG!

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 5 months ago

    A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying

    “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”

    Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction.

    After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.

    She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

    After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

    “She’s finally gone … yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you … can’t wait to see you … we’ll do all the naughty things you like.“

    He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

    She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.

    Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes

    she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…

    “I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes."

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    JH&Cats  5 months ago

    This reminds me of “Gaslight.”

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