That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 09, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  9 months ago

    Bad enough to fall asleep for 100 years, but the crick in the neck from sleeping sitting down was the worst part.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 9 months ago

    “From now on whenever you hear the word “princes” you’ll quack like a duck."

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  9 months ago

    Looks like we need Adrian Monk to tell us what happened.

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    Jayalexander  9 months ago

    You’re pretty but not 300 Francs pretty.

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    thebashfulone  9 months ago

    “I’m just a ghost. That’s why, unlike you, I don’t throw a shadow.”

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    Buzzworld  9 months ago

    “Looks like the prince isn’t coming to rescue you again.”

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    Call me Ishmael  9 months ago

    When Juliet hired her nurse/ she couldn’t have done much worse / but the woman would toil/ and was really quite loyal:/ she even followed the hearse.

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    Call me Ishmael  9 months ago

    “MORE cowbell ?”

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    phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago

    That’s one of the biggest outhouses I’ve seen. And the seat’s so comfortable, one could fall asleep on it. At least it seems to have good ventilation.

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    Linguist  9 months ago

    It suddenly dawned on Granny that she shouldn’t have shown Talia the cable bill.

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    DM2860  9 months ago

    3 hours? I only heard 30 minutes

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    GoComicsGo!  9 months ago

    “It’s for the rent. I would do it but I’m too old. It’s the only way.”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  9 months ago

    Henrietta had always been a delicate woman, but no one could have guessed that it would be a joy buzzer that would do her in.

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    mabrndt Premium Member 9 months ago

    Sleeping Beauty

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:French paintings in the Los Angeles County Museum of Art" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string M.2012.61, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3145 (June 9, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the sparse info I found about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by her used here.

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    anomaly  9 months ago

    The Original Mary Poppins, exhausted from long a flight.

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    Ken Holman Premium Member 9 months ago

    “And when you awake, you will not remember giving me your change purse.”

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    raybarb44  9 months ago

    A little bit of both…..

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    d1234dick Premium Member 9 months ago

    sleepy jane had to pull a Camille to get old lady to leave her alone. but the old lady was getting what she wants no matter what.

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    Call me Ishmael  9 months ago

    Said the nurse,”you do not look well !”/ Said the patient,” I feel like hell!”/ And so they agreed/ she was growing a seed/ and her belly was starting to swell.,.///They were both unaware that some creep/ had impregnated her while asleep:/ playing “hide the salami”/ he had made her a “mommy:/ for a lass, a significant leap,,.

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    6turtle9  9 months ago

    To answer- Yes.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 9 months ago

    I try to get in the “moments of phallic portraiture” … but do I make it? NO

    This is sexual discrimination – it is!

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