Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 03, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    What happened to

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    What about a froggy?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Who could agree with Rat? Maybe another rat.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    maybe just get a mirror and spendtime with yourself!

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Someone needs to upload to Rat’s devices: Moodkit, Talkspace, and Quit That!

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    sergioandrade Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Please, for the love of humanity, don’t match Rat up with a female of any kind. I’m afraid he might reproduce.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Hey! Where can I sign up? Sounds like a real safe plan.

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    RLG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Where can I buy stock in that?

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    AndreasMartin  over 1 year ago

    And if a toady becomes too critical we can call it ‘tindered’.

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    MayCauseBurns  over 1 year ago

    It’s important to find a partner who hates the same things you do.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    I “toad” you before about that site!

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I am so glad my dating days were over before Tinder existed.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    Rat would not like someone who agrees with him all the time. He loves confrontation, disagreement, arguments and derogatory discussion. He lives to insult as he did here with Goat.

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    B4ItNs  over 1 year ago

    Better than meeting the person that will have you killed

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And I know who the Head Toad is.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    I may stay single forever.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Rat doesn’t deserve anyone.

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    SquidGamerGal  over 1 year ago

    So, it’s an app that’ll help you find your own Mr. Smithers?

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    ajr58(1)  over 1 year ago

    In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims!

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Toady or tommorowdy. Not much difference.

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    buer  over 1 year ago

    Seems to me Tinder is not for dating, it is for intercourse. I don’t use it but the people I know who do, male and female, usually end up in bed with their “date” before having had time to discuss anything more than current temperature.

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    kaycstamper  over 1 year ago

    That’s a scary thought…thinking Rat has someone who agrees with him!

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    I think it would be easier to buy a mirror. Look into it and there’s someone who will agree with every word you say.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    RAT fits the description of a narrow minded RAT!

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    CaveCat87  over 1 year ago

    If Pig were here, there’s a good chance he’d misinterpret the term ‘Toady’.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Tinder is a hookup app. Goat wants a one nightstand. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. He better have protection

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  over 1 year ago

    Rat can be very astute in his observations.

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    Holden Awn  over 1 year ago

    Rat – the poster child of Woke.

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    tripwire45  over 1 year ago

    So Rat moved from twitter to Mastodon.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    “Find a Flunkie” would be more catchy.

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    rossevrymn  over 1 year ago

    Which is at the other end of the spectrum of the group hanging around here known as “Don’t Mess Up the Apple Cart” or “Can’t We All Get Along.”

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    SofaKing  over 1 year ago

    My online dating profile said I don’t want anyone who voted for a certain candidate in 2016. I met a woman who said she didn’t. On our first date she admitted she lied. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, but instead I paid the check, including a tip, and left.

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    Mad Sci  over 1 year ago

    People ask, “Why isn’t anyone telling Kanye that he’s lost control of himself?” Because Kanye uses “Find a Toady” for his entourage.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Personal growth is something Rat isn’t interested in.

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    The Fly Hunter  over 1 year ago

    Sorry Rat. That would be soooo boring….

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    markkahler52  over 1 year ago

    Stephen, really. Do even YOU think that you just get WAY too AHEAD of yourself?! Dare ya to answer

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    B4ItNs  over 1 year ago

    Please, please tell and warn your children or any young children in your lives not to open the door for anyone, just read about the 7-year-old girl being abducted and killed by the FedEx driver and just can’t stop thinking about my great and great-great nieces and nephews I saw on Thanksgiving, just been really emotional and crying for the parents of that poor girl.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Toady’s my type, I think. So much more agreeable and without the hassle of the other kind….

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    PBS1!  over 1 year ago

    Is that a real app?

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