Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2021


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 7 days ago

    Just get vaccinated before you go.

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    MysteryMan357  7 days ago

    good thinking, pig

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    toasted  7 days ago

    because of course everyone has been living in the same house for 14 weeks

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    ImDaRealAni  7 days ago

    And wear a mask.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 days ago

    Stop it and go to Rat’s home for a change.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  7 days ago

    good luck at that, Pig

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    Gent  7 days ago

    How about Orson’s Farm, Pig? Oh waitsaminute. I believes they has shut down.

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    Concretionist  7 days ago

    “Anywhere but here” is easy. The trick is to end up somewhere that you don’t feel the same way about before you have to leave for other reasons.

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    BasilBruce  7 days ago

    Try “Oz”; there might be a vacant room in the Emerald City.

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    Wasa Bista  7 days ago

    It ends when we say it ends. And don’t take no for an answer. And not one moment before.

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    Bilan  7 days ago

    The house of a certain Florida Representative may become available very soon.

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    AndreasMartin  7 days ago

    Don’t complain, Pig. At least Stephan doesn’t make his cast wear masks. Yet.

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    B UTTONS  7 days ago

    House of Crocs welcome all zebras, goats, and delicious bacon, err pigs. No Rats please.

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    MayCauseBurns  7 days ago

    Why go anywhere? We’ll just end up back here.

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    Troglodyte  7 days ago

    “There’s no place like home!” (Pig retches)

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    well-i-never  7 days ago

    I’ve seen you at the wise-ass of the mountain’s place. You’re not home all the time.

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    High School Wonder  7 days ago

    Hah, we’re about to rent an Airbnb for our trip to Alaska. Vaccination is so sweet! (Plus there’s only about 20 people in Alaska)

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    Zebrastripes  7 days ago

    As long as you wear a mask in public, distance, avoid crowds, and wash hands, you should be good to go!

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    Zebrastripes  7 days ago

    This isn’t over til the fat lady sings….

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    Darque Hellmutt  7 days ago

    If you don’t leave the house, how can you get vaccinated? Asking for a friend.

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    david_42  7 days ago

    We moved in the middle of the pandemic, so we’ve been busy. Tomorrow I get my second dose, my wife gets her first, and we will be shopping for some late season blueberry bushes. And a Holywood plum tree, if we are lucky.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 7 days ago

    New town, Pig? Try “Biscuit City” by Gordon Lightfoot!

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    b.john71  7 days ago

    Getting vaccinated is not enough, you still need a neg pcr test to travel, ain’t life grand!

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    KEA  7 days ago

    VRBO ads are all over my internet experience these days for some reason

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  7 days ago

    Go to the vet and get your shot first.

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    Mr. Snuffles  7 days ago

    As soon as my mom gets her second dose, I’m going to see my grandparents in person for the first time in a year.

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    zeexenon  7 days ago

    Well, it is almost time up north to go tent camping. But do not trust any mammal.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 days ago

    So that would be most California residents?

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    DCBakerEsq  7 days ago

    Try Mars. It’s a great place to raise your kids.

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    Phydeux  7 days ago

    Life on Mars is good but watch out for the spiders.

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    anomalous4  7 days ago

    I took my car in for state inspection & an oil change yesterday, & sat in the shop’s waiting room for a couple of hours playing games on my Chromebook. Somehow it sure beat heck out of sitting in my living room for a couple of hours playing games on my Chromebook, LOL! 8-D

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    alexius23  7 days ago

    I can relate….

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    proclusstudent  7 days ago

    VRBO is a particularly strong form of BO?

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    Sisyphos  6 days ago

    What lottery did Pig suddenly win, to be able to rent a new house?! Is Rat co-financing with him?

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    AtariDragon  6 days ago

    I’m not sure Pig and Goat are even breathing.

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    Grover St. Clair  5 days ago

    How about Molokai? If all of the sanctimonious Karens are going to treat you like a leper you might as well get the benefit of the tropical island.

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