Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 10 months ago

    No wonder things are so tenuous with Pigita.

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    Sherlock Watson  10 months ago

    “And I am unanimous about it!”

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    mwksix  10 months ago

    Sounds like he’s confused…

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    kaffekup   10 months ago

    He should have signed it “Anthropomorphous”.

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    Concretionist  10 months ago

    What’s worse? The absolutely gong word or the nearly rite one?

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  10 months ago

    What did Pig what about to the newspaper?

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    B UTTONS  10 months ago

    Pig: “Also, I didn’t sign my real name”

    Pig signed the letter to the editor “Androgynously yours, Rat.”

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 10 months ago

    Pig is anomolous.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    I thought he’d sign it “Delicious”.

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    Signed “eponymous”.

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    sirbadger  10 months ago

    Did he write about the androgynous zone?

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    Okay, who gave Pig the dictionary?

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    rogthedodge1  10 months ago

    I like “callipygous”. Encountered it in a book on music, which has its own meaning, but not in the sense of “What did he mean by that?” or “What does the word ‘callipygous’ mean?” Usually, I’m too lazy to get out the dictionary, but this time I did, and I’m glad! “Having well-shaped buttocks”.

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    Did you send it by mail or femail, Pig?

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member 10 months ago

    He also has an intervention planned to persuade Rat to join Alcoholics Androgynus.

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    Breadboard  10 months ago

    Pig likes to keep us on our toes ! … Croc Power !

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    Egrayjames  10 months ago

    I wonder if Pig is right or left handed. Maybe he’s amphibious?:-)

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  10 months ago

    I wonder what he wrote about.

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    wilhemenacooker  10 months ago

    a commercial androgynous hog tastes good either way, on the other hand, those male ferals can be mighty tough in the tenderloin

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    jreckard  10 months ago

    I knew Pastis was old, but, egads! – letter?! newspaper?!

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    wrd2255  10 months ago

    Stay tuned for the feature film version of this, Pig/Pigita.

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    Markov Da Robot  10 months ago

    They just sit there in the second panel.

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    lv2sew  10 months ago

    This strip is always an education; saw that word and had to look it up before reading on to Goat’s explanation.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Pig is protesting again…..about stupid people being belligerent about wearing masks…if they only would stop making a world health issue a political issue….can’t fix stupid…

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    walstib  10 months ago

    My sister got upset when I tried to compliment her about her new hairstyle looking like David Bowie.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  10 months ago

    Gender used to be binary, assigned at birth. Now we offer a gender buffet, and you can sample as many as you like. If you can’t find something that fits in our LGBTQQIP2SAA Cafe, feel free to ask for something special (stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, questioning, queer, intersex, pansexual, two-spirit (2S), androgynous and asexual). I think options and choice are better than binary assignment, but not everyone agrees.

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    KEA  10 months ago

    I identify as human and let it go at that.

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    Bookworm  10 months ago

    Mark Twain once suggested that you should “always use the right word and not its second cousin.” He also opined that the difference between the “right word” and the “almost right word” was the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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    codedaddy  10 months ago

    So it’s no surprise that pig’s vocabulary is limited. But where is the joke/gag today?

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    Memories, WTH:

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    bigplayray  10 months ago

    What’s a newspaper?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  10 months ago

    I’m not going there . . .

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    PBS1!  10 months ago

    They should stay six feet apart

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    His real name is “ampiguous” (sic).

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    wdpowell  10 months ago

    What’s a newspaper?

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    Pig may be dumb, or “ignorant” if it makes you feel better, but at least he is distinctive!

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    DCBakerEsq  10 months ago

    I’m learning French so I can be bisexual.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 10 months ago

    we knew that

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