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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If the guy is lucky, it could be Canada or Australia.

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    Hmm, it seems Yuban is an actual brand. But Rat seems to be doing the president thing on a part time basis.

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    PICTO  over 3 years ago

    Rat is the Nabob of deportation.

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    @Kaputnik- Yes, and I always enjoyed it. Seems they don’t import it to Canada anymore, at least I haven’t seen it in decades.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Yep. Old enough to remember seeing Yuban coffee on supermarket shelves. Not a coffee drinker any more, so I haven’t looked at those shelves in decades. No idea if Yuban was any good or not.

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    CarlHeckman  over 3 years ago

    Rat didn’t deport him; Rat banned him.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Um, you guys… Yuban was on sale just tonight, at the supermarket, and I bought a couple of cans,

    so I sure hope it’s still around, at least long enough for me to drink it!

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    TossedSaladCartoon  over 3 years ago

    That’s funny right there!

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago

    …I used to love Yuban until it was bought out by Folgers…it is sold exclusively at Kewpee Burgers. Dave Thomas stole Keepee’s burger mojo, so I guess this is apropos…

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    LNER4472 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Look out, Stephan. This is what happens to incorrigible punsters. So don’t incorrige Rat.

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    kaffekup   over 3 years ago

    “I deported him because…no one tells better jokes than me. I have the best jokes. No one’s ever seen anything like my sense of yumor!”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Thank you, President Rat

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    I wonder what President Rat would do if the served a brand of coffee called Tali?

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    comics001  over 3 years ago

    And Stephan, too, I hope.

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    ShawnBronald1  over 3 years ago

    Pearls almost used to be funny.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 3 years ago

    I deleted my previous post because it was based on a misinterpretation. Here’s a new one:

    The deported guy was given a faulty parachute and pushed out of a plane; it was good to the last drop.

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    Rick Smith Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Nice one today, Pastis!

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    lgilbert50  over 3 years ago

    Stephan must stay up all night thinking these up. Keep up the good work. Nothing like a good groan in the am

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    Number Three  over 3 years ago

    Is it bad that I found this funny?

    But that’s the purpose of comic strips. Right?

    xxx

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    ADNERB Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love word play and this was great!!

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Donald Trump: Wonderland’s Queen of Hearts for a new American age.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Easy come; easy go, on the Rat Staff. Now, brew me up a big hot cuppa Joe, ’cause I gotta Face the Depressed yet again….

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Very very good Pastis… you still got it.

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 3 years ago

    Rat: “Build a wall and toss him over it.”

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    Ned Dickens  almost 2 years ago

    Now that I’ve already read Pearls Takes a Wrong Turn, I now know how in the world Rat became president. I can calm down now..

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