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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 04, 2015

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  1. BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 5 years ago

    At least Pig cares.

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  2. knight1192a  over 5 years ago

    The results are negative Pig, you are not allergic to bacon. However, we do have bad news for Rat. The results are positive that he has no brain.

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  3. Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    Also, when you drive in England, left is right and right is wrong.

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  4. Bilan  over 5 years ago

    The doctor isn’t contagious, is he?

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  5. Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Sounds like an old Abbott and Costello routine. But Pig actually is this obtuse.

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  6. Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    LOL

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  7. johndifool  over 5 years ago

    I Don’t Know is on third.

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  8. mammamoonbeam  over 5 years ago

    Pig! “You’ve got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative and don’t mess with mister inbetween”.

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  9. hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    “This is George Costanza, I’m calling for my test results. Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY? What? What? Negative is good? Oh, yes of course! How stupid of me.”

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  10. whiteheron  over 5 years ago

    The power of negative thinking.

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  11. OGWhatahunk  over 5 years ago
    Know why the Siamese twins wanted to go to England??So the other one could drive.. haha
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  12. Plods with ... Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Only fools are positive.”.“Are you sure?”.“Positive…. dammit!”

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  13. route66paul  over 5 years ago

    That was so that right handed people passed on their “strong” side. If it is such a great idea, why have some countries changed to driving on the right? How many have changed to driving on the left?

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  14. A_NY_Outlaw  over 5 years ago

    next time, send an email Doc.

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  15. whiteheron  over 5 years ago

    My late sister in law was killed when she was in one of the left lane travel countries. She forgot and looked the wrong way at a stop sign, then pulled out in front of another car.But bless her heart, she was dangerous over here as well.

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  16. Dippy  over 5 years ago

    That was positively hilarious. I mean… you know what I mean.

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  17. Rush Strong Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “the Brits still use realise”

    Same as the U.S., but with a left handed ‘z’.

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  18. rgcviper  over 5 years ago

    Ow—I think my head just exploded.

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  19. Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 5 years ago

    Two Negatives can make a Positive.In certain situations Subtraction can be Positive!

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  20. ellisaana Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Of course, you realize, the spelling of realise is indicative of where you learned how to spell..The Japanese drive on the same side of the road as the British, which explains why early Japanese cars were copied from British cars instead of from American cars.

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  21. ellisaana Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Conventions in road use for cars no doubt evolved from road use by carriages..Would some horseman among us explain why riding horses are usually mounted from the left side..I think it has to do with handedness, and the side a cavalry officer carried his sword..

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  22. abbybookcase  over 5 years ago

    in hebrew me is who, who is he, and ma’s leg means fork

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  23. Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago

    i am positive that when i get negative on occasions that positive things can come from the negative response – at least i think so – but maybe negative is not able to be positive in some circumstances

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  24. falcon_370f  over 5 years ago

    Next time, just say “they’re clean.”

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  25. Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Imagine Pig trying to hook up jumper cables.

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  26. Machtyn  over 5 years ago

    “Only fools are positive.”“You sure?”“Positive!”

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  27. Caedmon The Great  2 months ago

    Gosh if this is how Pig reacts to all medical tests then I doubt he’ll mentally be able to survive Covid

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