If you think teenagers are expensive, just wait until they are twenty somethings.
I think that there are companies out there that make modern locks with old fashioned keys. I was watching a European TV show that had a very modern looking home and the actor used a skeleton key to open the door.
sunglasses are usually worn because of glare, which happens on clear days in the morning or late afternoon/early evening when the sun is low in the horizon.
It is ok NOT to have kids, you could be lonelier later in life, but all people do not need to be parents and those who have responsibilty issues should not take on new ones.
Better check the beer larder, it looks like Andy Capp came for a visit.
The dog is part of the family.
You see awesome women with ugly guys all the time, many times they have little money. Seeing an ugly woman with a good looking guy means only one thing.
Feed him something else – a steady diet of eggs is a real gas.
Not prefab, just the materials. That is called youfab.
No matter whose dog it is, it is always on my lap.