Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 03, 2015
Stephan: Hey there, Pig...did you hear I'm gonna have a show of my work at a cartoon art museum? Now I just have to write a brief artist's statement explaining my work and outlining my artistic vision. Rat: Here. Try this. "I suck" Stephan: Perhaps I'll write my own. Pig: It IS brief. Rat: Hang on...I want to add some exclamation points.