Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: What are you eating, Goat? Funyuns. They're fun and onion-flavoered. So they call them 'Funyuns.' Pig: I prefer the flavor of onions on hamburger buns. If I made snack foods, that's what I'd make. Goat: What would you call them? Pig: 'Bunions.' Goat; There might be a marketing problem. Pig: Our slogan would be 'not the feet kind.'
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
How ’bout “Hamburgions” instead?
x_Tech over 9 years ago
100% Onion Burger…Didn’t someone already do an onion ring burger?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
yes! no sign of Rat on my birthday
Proginoskes over 9 years ago
Funyuns still continue to outsell Responsibilityuns.
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
Marketing monkey jerky as Rhesus Pieces?
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
OMG! I am not completely sure, but it looks and sounds very much as though Pig is thinking today!
Happy birthday, CameronPB1988!
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
If they came in in miniature sizes – would they be called “minions”?
mjb515 over 9 years ago
Is it rude to stare at the lame set-up for this lame joke.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
I once came up with an idea for something like potato chips, but made out of beef jerky. For some reason I was never able to get funding to develop “Cow Chips”.
PICTO over 9 years ago
Bunions… Give them an inch and they’ll take a foot.
Uhohcroc over 9 years ago
I’d buy ’em!
wolfal77 over 9 years ago
wheres the guard duck been
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
I never eat Funyuns nor onion rings.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
If McDonald’s served Bunions might we see the falling arches?
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Onion burgers made out of rabbit meat might be called Bunnyons.
prrdh over 9 years ago
No…hamburgers using beef from a blue ox.
prrdh over 9 years ago
Have Ms. Swift promote them and call them Taylor’s Bunions.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
If they were made from artificial ingredients, could we call them Unions? Oh, wait, that one’s taken.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Bunions not to be de-feeted.
Linda1259 over 9 years ago
Chordettes, Phil and Don at the end, plus Andy Williams . . . . Thank you! Thank You! Thank You for making my day!
Hmmm…lollipop, lollipop, o lollie, lollie, loolie … hmmm….
Linda1259 over 9 years ago
Onion-flavored candies? Canyions . . . no, probably too deep for the general public.
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Not to mention, gross. lol
Number Three over 9 years ago
Today’s strip is a funny un’!
xxx
Jason Scarborough over 9 years ago
At least Pig recognizes the problem
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
This is what I’m calling onion-flavored bagels from now on. It helps that they taste like feet.
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) almost 2 years ago
I’d buy those so I can beat my friend in our yearly competition of weirdness