Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2015


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    Sherlock Watson  about 5 years ago

    So what name would they give to candies that are fun and taste like suckers?

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    How ’bout “Hamburgions” instead?

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    x_Tech  about 5 years ago

    100% Onion Burger…Didn’t someone already do an onion ring burger?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    yes! no sign of Rat on my birthday

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    Proginoskes  about 5 years ago

    Funyuns still continue to outsell Responsibilityuns.

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    Plumbob Wilson  about 5 years ago

    Marketing monkey jerky as Rhesus Pieces?

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    OMG! I am not completely sure, but it looks and sounds very much as though Pig is thinking today!

    Happy birthday, CameronPB1988!

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    hariseldon59  about 5 years ago

    If they came in in miniature sizes – would they be called “minions”?

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    mjb515  about 5 years ago

    Is it rude to stare at the lame set-up for this lame joke.

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    dadoctah  about 5 years ago

    I once came up with an idea for something like potato chips, but made out of beef jerky. For some reason I was never able to get funding to develop “Cow Chips”.

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    PICTO  about 5 years ago

    Bunions… Give them an inch and they’ll take a foot.

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    Uhohcroc  about 5 years ago

    I’d buy ’em!

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    wolfal77  about 5 years ago

    wheres the guard duck been

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    Darryl Heine  about 5 years ago

    I never eat Funyuns nor onion rings.

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    nosirrom  about 5 years ago

    If McDonald’s served Bunions might we see the falling arches?

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    Ermine Notyours  about 5 years ago

    Onion burgers made out of rabbit meat might be called Bunnyons.

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    prrdh  about 5 years ago

    No…hamburgers using beef from a blue ox.

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    prrdh  about 5 years ago

    Have Ms. Swift promote them and call them Taylor’s Bunions.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If they were made from artificial ingredients, could we call them Unions? Oh, wait, that one’s taken.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 5 years ago

    Bunions not to be de-feeted.

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    Linda1259  about 5 years ago

    Chordettes, Phil and Don at the end, plus Andy Williams . . . . Thank you! Thank You! Thank You for making my day!

    Hmmm…lollipop, lollipop, o lollie, lollie, loolie … hmmm….

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    Linda1259  about 5 years ago

    Onion-flavored candies? Canyions . . . no, probably too deep for the general public.

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    Sheila Hardie Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Not to mention, gross. lol

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    Number Three  about 5 years ago

    Today’s strip is a funny un’!


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    Jason Scarborough  about 5 years ago

    At least Pig recognizes the problem

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This is what I’m calling onion-flavored bagels from now on. It helps that they taste like feet.

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    AIYA_AIYA  over 4 years ago

    Funyuns are really good.

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