Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2015
Pig: What are you eating, Goat? Funyuns. They're fun and onion-flavoered. So they call them 'Funyuns.' Pig: I prefer the flavor of onions on hamburger buns. If I made snack foods, that's what I'd make. Goat: What would you call them? Pig: 'Bunions.' Goat; There might be a marketing problem. Pig: Our slogan would be 'not the feet kind.'