Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2015
Goat: Hey, Steph, read any good books lately? Pastis: Yeah, I'm going to Australia, so I read tons of books on its history, topography, culture, geography. Goat: That's great. How much of it do you remember? Pastis: They have kangaroos. Goat: Problem with retention? Pastis: Why do I even bother reading?!