Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 04, 2019


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    RuinQueenofOblivion  9 months ago

    Excuse me a moment I have to scream loudly. walks off and screams

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    odd90745  9 months ago

    I hope you counted all your knives!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago

    Listen to me carefully, ma’am. You are in a horror movie. Leave the house as quickly and unobtrusively as possible, and don’t look back.

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    Farside99  9 months ago

    Look around. Has all your housework been done for you overnight? Maybe you were lucky and got a good elf. Yeah, riiiiight!

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    Stocky One  9 months ago

    Is this cartoon a reference to a particular movie?

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    donwalter  9 months ago

    Chucky’s girlfriend?

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    Nuliajuk  9 months ago

    Cue ominous music.

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    dsidney49  9 months ago

    “Submitted for your approval…” (cue Twilight Zone theme)

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    DanFlak  9 months ago

    One day I came in sweaty from my morning walk. I sweat down by reading my mooring cartoons. To supplement the air conditioning, I have a box fan. I took the fitbit off my sweaty wrist and placed it on top of the fan. About 30 minutes later I got up, picked up the fitbit and noticed that it had registered over 10,000 steps – apparently it was picking up the vibrations of the fan as steps.

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    vics_machine  9 months ago

    Alma at the doll store:

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  9 months ago

    She was out late chasing Man-Bun Ken doll.

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    StormRider  9 months ago

    The doll’s shoes are on the wrong feet. Must make walking 10,000 steps harder.

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    ….and I thought I put that chef’s knife in the kitchen drawer…

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Could this be the bride of Chucky? =~[

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    Bill The Nuke  9 months ago

    She was visiting Chuckie.

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    nboady  9 months ago

    Maybe, the doll is a western version of Hoi Hoi-san (

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    Stephen Gilberg  9 months ago

    Such a fine line between comedy and horror.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Chatty Cathy gets around.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 9 months ago

    Talky Tina — Living Doll — Two Minute Twilight Zone Project — Season 5, Episode 6: [1:59]

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    (Yes, I am a nerd.)  9 months ago

    “Night of the Fit Doll of Death”! In theaters Thursday. P.S. Should I actually write a story on here on Thursdays? Weekly additions, of course.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member 9 months ago

    Her name is Talky Teena, and you’d better BE NICE to her!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Dolls are straight up creepy

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    Thehag  9 months ago

    As a child I always covered the dolls at night, the open eyes scared me.

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