Soldier, SCUBA Instructor, SF Fanatic, Avid Reader (But they write so few GOOD Avids these days!)
(From Abdul Malik in Sindbad the Sailor): I was always a disappointment, to others as well as myself. When I was chief taster to the Khan of Buhara, he expired from a cup, that had only made me…(chuckle)… riotously giddy!
So you killed the Parrot?
He was going to talk!
And the Canary?
He was going to sing!
And the Pigeon?
He was a stoolie!
No, we can live without them, but with some lifestyle changes. Similar to the Gall Bladder.
The strip was on hiatus and Calvin had bills to pay…
A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the parkThe Engineer was working on some research after darkHis scientific method was a marvel to observeWhile his right hand held the figures, his left hand traced the curves
The Baron may want to cut it out!
(And he plans to take the shortest possible route!)
“Build a Monster Polka”
“Bring on the lightning,
We’ll build a monster for fun
Gbring on the lightning,
We’ll turn him loose when we’re done
Qh, it’s so frightening,
See all the villagers run!
Throw the switch and catch the lightning
Before the storm is done!"*
*Apologies to Phil and Kaya Pholigo, and the chorus line at Mamma Gkika’s
I always thought it was the spleen that was blamed for a bad temper!
We ALWAYS have two towels hanging by the shower, in both bathrooms!
Why didn’t Sparky have the robot clear the main entrance while it was stringing the hand line?