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1. about 10 hours ago on Speed Bump

   (From Abdul Malik in Sindbad the Sailor): I was always a disappointment, to others as well as myself. When I was chief taster to the Khan of Buhara, he expired from a cup, that had only made me…(chuckle)… riotously giddy!

2. 4 days ago on Ziggy

   So you killed the Parrot?

   He was going to talk!

   And the Canary?

   He was going to sing!

   And the Pigeon?

   He was a stoolie!

3. 8 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

   No, we can live without them, but with some lifestyle changes. Similar to the Gall Bladder.

4. 9 days ago on Barkeater Lake

   The strip was on hiatus and Calvin had bills to pay…

5. 9 days ago on FoxTrot

   A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the parkThe Engineer was working on some research after darkHis scientific method was a marvel to observeWhile his right hand held the figures, his left hand traced the curves

6. 9 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

   The Baron may want to cut it out!

   (And he plans to take the shortest possible route!)

7. 9 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

   “Build a Monster Polka”

   “Bring on the lightning,

   We’ll build a monster for fun

   Gbring on the lightning,

   We’ll turn him loose when we’re done

   Qh, it’s so frightening,

   See all the villagers run!

   Throw the switch and catch the lightning

   Before the storm is done!"*

   *Apologies to Phil and Kaya Pholigo, and the chorus line at Mamma Gkika’s

8. 9 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

   I always thought it was the spleen that was blamed for a bad temper!

9. 9 days ago on PreTeena

   We ALWAYS have two towels hanging by the shower, in both bathrooms!

10. 10 days ago on The Last Mechanical Monster

    Why didn’t Sparky have the robot clear the main entrance while it was stringing the hand line?