Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 17, 2024

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    rmremail  about 2 months ago

    Or their mom tells them it’s bed time & takes away their toys.

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    Mediatech  about 2 months ago

    How the west was lost.

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    Paying homage to Teresa Burritt of Frog Applause.

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 months ago

    “Quietly, quietly, / yellow mountain roses fall – / sound of the rapids”—Matsuo Bashō

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    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    I’ll stick with reality. Not virtual reality.

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    cdward  about 2 months ago

    lame or not, I’d rather have them doing that that using actual bullets.

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    nemo0037  about 2 months ago

    More like they stop when batteries run down.

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    Funniguy  about 2 months ago

    Not on the set of Rust.

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    Differentname  about 2 months ago

    If you think about it, the classic Western hero, tight lipped, isolating, and quick to violence, is pretty much a diagnosis of depression. The highest paid worker on a cattle drive was the cook; that’s how desperate cowboys were for any pleasure

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    Prey  about 2 months ago

    Enter left:- Luddite with a club, wins!

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    One of the onlookers should be squeezing bubble wrap, so at least it sounds like there’s a gun battle going on.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    They’ll go from shooting to pooting once the chips and soda are consumed.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 2 months ago

    in his book “Little Wars” W.G. Wells suggested locking generals in a huge room with an unlimited number of toy soldiers and letting the rest of us get on with life.

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    MS72  about 2 months ago

    Our restaurant gives unlimited chips, salsa, and soda. What a deal!

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    Kinda wondering about today’s theme. Anybody got a clue what brought this on?

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    Linguist  about 2 months ago

    There are some Western States that are fighting lame virtual reality battles about borders, abortion, the environment, gun control, and undying support for the Orange Messiah!

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    I’ve played games on those VR glasses. People were upset that I didn’t take the games seriously.

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    When VR first came out in the 90s, it was pretty bad. I imagine it’s a lot better now

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    Origami Air - Come 2-ply with us.™  about 2 months ago

    Phased implementation of The Matrix, Hooo-Ohhhhh!

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    Ha! The game is rigged in favor of the snack companies.

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    brooklyn51  about 2 months ago

    “This app’s not big enough for the both of us!”

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    blah_duh  about 2 months ago

    And just what or who do they think they’re shooting? Each other? Other outlaws? Forest animals? They’ll take off the glasses and say, “oh, you’re still here?”

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    “This town ain’t big enough for your potato chip bags and my potato chip bags.”

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 months ago

    And who’s gonna clear up all this mess, when you’re through???

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    monya_43  about 2 months ago

    There needs to be some sort of timing of the actual action, especially with the consumption of soda. They can’t take a “virtual” potty break.

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    eddi-TBH  about 2 months ago

    Virtually funny.

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