Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 16, 2019


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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Lost and left that arguments decades ago.

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    This is why the “man-cave” was invented.

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    kaffekup   about 2 months ago

    I have to remind myself not to touch anything in the house I pay the mortgage on.

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    wiatr Premium Member about 2 months ago

    No one cared for my opinions. They were always wrong anyway.

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    Superfrog  about 2 months ago

    I think Ed’s in with a chance here. If anything will leave her speechless it would have to be the moose head lampshade.

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    Watcher  about 2 months ago

    Adam lost this argument to Eve and so will you. History dictates it.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 2 months ago

    Couple of old jokes seem appropriate…kid asks his dad if there are rules for getting along with women. Yes, there are. Rule number one, whatever she says, you so it, you never discuss,,you NEVER argue. Wow. And rule number two? There are no other rules…How to get the last word with your wife? “Yes, Dear.”

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 months ago

    I think we should all wish Ed all the very best …

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    Egrayjames  about 2 months ago

    Hi…my name is Ed….and I resemble this comic. I have a trophy buck on the wall, but a Moose lamp ain’t gonna happen.

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    nosirrom  about 2 months ago

    I have never lost an argument with my wife about home decoration.

    I’m smart enough to recognize my short comings.

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    cdward  about 2 months ago

    I can’t look!

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    dot-the-I  about 2 months ago

    Have the guy remember Henny Youngman: “I married Miss Right. Then I realized her first name was ‘Always’.”

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    daveoverpar  about 2 months ago

    Been there. Hell I’m still there.

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    sanderling75  about 2 months ago

    Women are born with the innate knowledge that men are always wrong. Saves time.

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    johndifool  about 2 months ago

    Alas poor Bullwinkle, I knew him well.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    Now that SHE-Sheds are trending, look out….

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    DanFlak  about 2 months ago

    I let my wife make all of those decisions.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Trouble in most houses is that the man has the chair and the woman has the whip.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “If a man is talking while walking through the woods, and no one is around to hear him… is he STILL wrong?”

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    MikyMN  about 2 months ago

    I’d rather put my head in the lion’s mouth because there’s a chance he won’t bite down.

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    KEA  about 2 months ago

    Wow… and I thought a leg lamp was pushing the envelope

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    Linguist  about 2 months ago

    As my wife continues to remind me … life goes smoothly, so long as you agree with what she says.

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    nos.nevets  about 2 months ago

    Men built civilization. But only because their wives wanted it.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Remember the “Major Award” net-stockinged leg lamp from A Christmas Story? That’s why nobody ever let Darren McGavin do home decoration.

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    Nannette Boulais  about 2 months ago

    Another stereotype shattered. . .DO some/many/most guys carry about interior decoration? I thought that toilet paper (over/under) and toothpaste tubes (middle squeeze/not middle squeeze) were it. . .is this change being noted on the evolutionary charts?!? ;)

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    jmworacle  about 2 months ago

    Ed, you better off against lions and tigers………….

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    Herb L 1954  about 2 months ago

    Fan mail,from some Flounder ;)

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    sanderling75  about 2 months ago

    A favorite bumper sticker When God made man first, SHE was only kidding

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    Brian  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    My whole house is a “man cave” but I don’t care about decorative stuff. So, no paintings or vases, but no moose heads or beer signs either.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  about 2 months ago

    Men tend to be functionalists (it’s a lamp, we need some light!).

    Women tend to be estheticians (everything must be perfect, just in case the Queen drops by).

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    Kveldulf  about 2 months ago

    My place: frumpy-looking but awesomely comfortable furniture; several bookshelves packed two deep; 67 inch television; swords (real, not stainless steel wallhangers) hanging on the walls. Not a flower in sight.

    Spot the life-long bachelor.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 2 months ago

    I have a Clown Clock…Most people are afraid of it!

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    In order to have a happy life, a married man must master the art of discussing such issues with his spouse. After many years of practice, I have amassed the full list of vocabulary words that are important in this endeavor. Herewith, for your delectation:

    1: “Yes” (you may also use “of course” or very occasionally “Mmhm”)

    2: “Dear” (any other pet name that she likes will also work)

    That’s the full list.

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    bakana  about 2 months ago

    Uncle Bullwinkle was always welcome at family get togethers.

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    eddi_tbh  about 2 months ago

    Followed by moving in with the lions.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 months ago

    Don’t fight too hard, Ed – the Judge will give her the whole house !

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    kaffekup   about 2 months ago

    Nearly relevant Key and Peele sketch.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 months ago

    Cool…a clown act.

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