Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 16, 2020


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    jreckard  2 months ago

    So they buried him with his bat, inside his bar.

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    HappyChappy  2 months ago

    Yeah Ted was a real casket base

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    They’re going to have problems finding the bemetary, though.

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    A real basket case.

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    ted would surely thank everyone for baring…

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 2 months ago

    First time I ever saw a closed basket funeral.

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    AlanM  2 months ago

    It’s a basket!

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    J Short Premium Member 2 months ago

    His speech impediment hampered him to the very end.

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    SF Giants  2 months ago

    A tisket, a tasket. Ted got buried in a basket.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    We did have a problem however, sealing the basket….it kept going up in flames…..

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    rickseg  2 months ago

    Several years ago the Car Talk guys were helping a caller who asked where to put the ashes of his dad who wanted to be buried in his Cadillac. They were discussing the tires, the glove compartment, putting the urn on the drivers seat etc. when one of them said “I got it! Put him in the ash trays!”

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    Olddog1  2 months ago

    Saw this in the paper edition. Looked like a garbage can. Didn’t make any sense.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 2 months ago

    I guess he’s going to Hell……

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    mountainclimber  2 months ago

    “I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it. A little girlie picked it up and took it to the market.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 months ago

    Will there be cereal or burial at sea?

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    Joseph Shelby Premium Member 2 months ago

    There’s an old Monty Python joke here that I won’t repeat.

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    Nyckname  2 months ago

    Was Ted ever tested for dyslexia?

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    Csaw Backnforth  2 months ago

    And upon reading the will, he was leaving his new coat to is favorite relative and they’ll be searching forever to find that boat.

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    garcoa  2 months ago

    Let’s admire his originality.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    This one is just brazy!

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    KEA  2 months ago

    oh duh, took me a second

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    sandflea  2 months ago

    Is it a casket basket, or a basket casket?

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    I hate to think of what they did to Ted to get him to fit in that basket.

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    I guess, based on his mode of afterlife transport, he wasn’t a nice guy.

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    Daeder  2 months ago

    Who ever heard of a laundry casket anyway?

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