Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 16, 2020

So they buried him with his bat, inside his bar.

Yeah Ted was a real casket base

They’re going to have problems finding the bemetary, though.

A real basket case.

ted would surely thank everyone for baring…

First time I ever saw a closed basket funeral.

It’s a basket!

His speech impediment hampered him to the very end.

A tisket, a tasket. Ted got buried in a basket.

We did have a problem however, sealing the basket….it kept going up in flames…..

Several years ago the Car Talk guys were helping a caller who asked where to put the ashes of his dad who wanted to be buried in his Cadillac. They were discussing the tires, the glove compartment, putting the urn on the drivers seat etc. when one of them said “I got it! Put him in the ash trays!”

Saw this in the paper edition. Looked like a garbage can. Didn’t make any sense.

I guess he’s going to Hell……

“I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it. A little girlie picked it up and took it to the market.

Will there be cereal or burial at sea?

There’s an old Monty Python joke here that I won’t repeat.

Was Ted ever tested for dyslexia?

And upon reading the will, he was leaving his new coat to is favorite relative and they’ll be searching forever to find that boat.

Let’s admire his originality.

This one is just brazy!

oh duh, took me a second

Is it a casket basket, or a basket casket?

I hate to think of what they did to Ted to get him to fit in that basket.

I guess, based on his mode of afterlife transport, he wasn’t a nice guy.

Who ever heard of a laundry casket anyway?