Most incorrect S.S. death notices come from a medical sourcemis-typing a Medicare number.
Right, but it probably wouldn’t work for another person.
Some people park illegally and take a ticket off another car to make it look like they have already been ticketed. The parson getting the ticket doesn’t know it.
Sombrero, from the Spanish ‘sombra,’ meaning shade. They shade you from the sun.
Five second rule.
Spending eternity going under the bar, which is set pretty low.
“I never do housework. After about four years the dirt stops accumulating.” Quentin Crisp
Expiration of my warranty.
Most frequently asked question on a car lot. “What’s the lowest payment I can get?” I once had a preapproved loan for 3.99% for 3 years. The dealer tried to get me to change to 4.99 for 5 years. I almost walked out.