HEE HEE HEE HEE...
Gee I thought that would fix that cowlick of his.
What’s all that about? Why the bat shat?
Reminds me of the time, one of the marketing fellows pulled into the lot the same time I did. As we were walking to the building, he had a bald head (with a fringe around it) and a bird flew over and nailed the top of his head. I had to contain my laughter but did tell him it would be easy to clean off as he had no hair on top to worry about (which he didn’t appreciate either). That is a true story.
Is a robin going to get him next?
It’s funnier if you have the sound on your comics page switched on. The tune he’s whistling in the first panel is “Show Me the Way to Go Home, I’m Tired and I Guano Go to Bed.”
All that guano from that tiny bat?
‘What shat that bat?’ is an unpublished Dr. Seuss book.
“Birdie birdie in the sky…… …..sure am glad that cows can’t fly!”
afraid to get bit and didn’t prepare himself for the bat’s other avenue of attack!
I thought bats only fly at night.
A bat in the hand is safer than one overhead.
“Let a smile be your umbrella” is a nice thought, but . . . .
Well I don’t know where it come from
But it sure do come
I hope it not comin’ for me
And I don’t know how they do it but they sure don’t it good
I hope they not doin it on me
They give me bat crap fever
Bat crap fever
Catch it and see!
That last panel reminds me of a poster I have in my classroom: “Sometimes you’re the pigeon, sometimes you’re the statue.”
guano have to take a shower now
Lio has never looked more like a pumpkin.
Ow, that’s guano leave a mark!
Lio, that’s the rare Foo Bat — and it would be very bad luck to wash its “deposit” off!
You know what they say. “If the Foo $#its, wear it!”
Um bats are not birds, so it won’t look the same.
That was one full bat. Apparently with access to other-dimension bats.
Please, no more feces “jokes.”
⇧ because they’re so crappy…?
Goodness! That little bat sure unloaded a lot to cover Lio’s head like that! Must have eaten some spoiled mosquitoes….
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