Reminds me of the time, one of the marketing fellows pulled into the lot the same time I did. As we were walking to the building, he had a bald head (with a fringe around it) and a bird flew over and nailed the top of his head. I had to contain my laughter but did tell him it would be easy to clean off as he had no hair on top to worry about (which he didn’t appreciate either). That is a true story.
It’s funnier if you have the sound on your comics page switched on. The tune he’s whistling in the first panel is “Show Me the Way to Go Home, I’m Tired and I Guano Go to Bed.”
santa72404 over 4 years ago
Gee I thought that would fix that cowlick of his.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
guano?
Nachikethass over 4 years ago
What’s all that about? Why the bat shat?
RabbitHole over 4 years ago
Reminds me of the time, one of the marketing fellows pulled into the lot the same time I did. As we were walking to the building, he had a bald head (with a fringe around it) and a bird flew over and nailed the top of his head. I had to contain my laughter but did tell him it would be easy to clean off as he had no hair on top to worry about (which he didn’t appreciate either). That is a true story.
Bilan over 4 years ago
Is a robin going to get him next?
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s funnier if you have the sound on your comics page switched on. The tune he’s whistling in the first panel is “Show Me the Way to Go Home, I’m Tired and I Guano Go to Bed.”
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago
All that guano from that tiny bat?
‘What shat that bat?’ is an unpublished Dr. Seuss book.
Little Caesar over 4 years ago
“Birdie birdie in the sky…… …..sure am glad that cows can’t fly!”
jagedlo over 4 years ago
afraid to get bit and didn’t prepare himself for the bat’s other avenue of attack!
sixam over 4 years ago
I thought bats only fly at night.
Jml58 over 4 years ago
A bat in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
“Let a smile be your umbrella” is a nice thought, but . . . .
Durak Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well I don’t know where it come from
But it sure do come
I hope it not comin’ for me
And I don’t know how they do it but they sure don’t it good
I hope they not doin it on me
They give me bat crap fever
Bat crap fever
Catch it and see!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 4 years ago
That last panel reminds me of a poster I have in my classroom: “Sometimes you’re the pigeon, sometimes you’re the statue.”
Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago
guano have to take a shower now
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
Lio has never looked more like a pumpkin.
TheWildSow over 4 years ago
Ow, that’s guano leave a mark!
TheWildSow over 4 years ago
Lio, that’s the rare Foo Bat — and it would be very bad luck to wash its “deposit” off!
You know what they say. “If the Foo $#its, wear it!”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Um bats are not birds, so it won’t look the same.
Snoots over 4 years ago
That was one full bat. Apparently with access to other-dimension bats.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 4 years ago
Please, no more feces “jokes.”
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
⇧ because they’re so crappy…?
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Goodness! That little bat sure unloaded a lot to cover Lio’s head like that! Must have eaten some spoiled mosquitoes….