Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 19, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    Take out a loan.

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    Argythree  5 months ago

    So you DO need your old man…

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 months ago

    There goes that whole independent baloney

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    cmxx  5 months ago

    Ah, yes—those were the good old days.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 5 months ago

    I heard nada, nothing…see you at Christmas.

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    snsurone76  5 months ago

    Doesn’t Rick know how to make sandwiches himself? Joanie isn’t June Cleaver, y’know!!

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    Dean  5 months ago

    My foot locker would not have fit on the bus. But I did use the bus for the holiday breaks with that change in Syracuse.

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    BrianMorris  5 months ago

    Jeff, you’ve definitely crossed a line here: you’re behaving horribly and you expect someone you claim to despise to act maturely and generously.

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    bbenoit  5 months ago

    Nice set-up and take-down, there dad.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    My nephew, when he was in college, told me about getting “FREE” WiFi. Then I mentioned that the “FREE” WiFi was costing his father $20,000!!!

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    erick.robinson  5 months ago

    I’da handed him a $2 off Stoffers Family size coupon & booted him to the curb

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 5 months ago

    And reality intrudes on this little fantasy…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    There it is. College loan and crushing debt, right on queue.

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    Serial Pedant  5 months ago

    Right-at 8% or so.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    You can pay him back after you get that job selling fries

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    babka Premium Member 5 months ago

    how sharper than a serpent’s tooth to have such an ingrate

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  5 months ago

    Parents are good for some things.

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    Valiant1943 Premium Member 5 months ago

    There’s also the old stand-by…get a job.

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator 5 months ago

    Why is Jeff such a complete and total jerk?

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  5 months ago

    “Jeez, Dad. Why can’t you just be a silent fountain of money?”

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    blah_duh  5 months ago

    And that’s just for the first semester.

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    hogbung  5 months ago

    how sharper than a serpent’s tooth…

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    FicklePickle  5 months ago

    Go f yourself

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    monya_43  5 months ago

    Nowadays Jeff would be asking for over $100,000.

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    ktrabbit  5 months ago

    The First National Bank of Dad just closed.

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    dogday Premium Member 5 months ago

    No, no, son. I respect you and take you at your word. As you start your life of adult independence I wouldn’t dream of sullying the experience by any HINT that I think you can’t make it on your own. Faretheewell, my son! I’d say “stay in touch” but you might think I don’t believe you can make it. Not at all! I just don’t want to embarrass you by turning you down when you ask for….anything.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 5 months ago

    If I’d spoken to my parents like this, there certainly wouldn’t be a check for $26K on the horizon!

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    well-i-never  5 months ago

    “Yep. Gotcha. Nada. Nothing. Loud and clear. NADA. NOTHING. LOUD AND CLEAR! NADA! NOTHING! LOUD AND CLEAR!"

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    The Dean might prefer small, unsequential bills.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Kid working on a masters degree in manipulation. Don’t look at me I’m shy.

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    mkvinc Premium Member 5 months ago

    What a twerp!

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    jvo  5 months ago

    University Education was free in my day, but so were 60% marginal tax rates. It was a fair trade for those who made money from their learnings.And beneficial to society for those who applied their skills in lower paying jobs that met areas of need.

    Tax rates are lower now, and there are subsidised fees for university training. But repayments are tied to income and the debt is only indexed to inflation.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    Yale defeats hrvard.Walden sells stale popcorn

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