Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 03, 2024

Ah, I see we are on a path from yesterday’s panel and comments, but a bit further up the path, shall we say…

I doubt you really need a fecifork, Miss. Hold on to your foon, maybe trade it for a salad fork later.

Oh, here! Eat your Nothing!

Popular buffoons and taut tuning forks,

exploited and well picked,

are soon mind-farted away,

mere walks in the park, so they say —

high on social snark,

those butt-headed etiquette dorks.

And so, even though such as these

hold societal sway,

popping our balloons,

they’re naught but adroit salad fork pricks.

— from “Set a Bathmat at Table for Me, Two or Three”, from the newly bespoke heritage reprint, Great Welsh Rarebit or Welch’s Grape Rabbit? Recipes from the Genetic Order of Hair-Shirted, Hare-Brained, Hair-Triggered, Hair-Splitting Hairdressers by Jack A. “Flatbed” Lope, Roger “Thumper” and Jessica “White Room” Rabbet, as told to Cadbury “Bugsy” and Lola “Trix” Bunnee, © 2024 Omnivorous Media United & Necrotizing Fasciitis Moguls Unlimited, LLC

Humans for silverware.

Kingasobie use Hi ho silverware away.

Okay, deal. But I’d like weekly wemph-nemph supplies for the first fifty feet. Thanks. This is so kewl.

SHORK …!

Speak w/Spork Tounge.

Made in China, minus plates, saucers dishes dishes hand hand grenades.

I see the point.

n.1.(Zool.) The anal fork on which the larva of certain insects carry their feces.

I’ll see the foon and raise you a fnife.

“Foon” sounds like a Don Martin sound effect.

Teresa – sporks and foons have been sacred around here for eons.

How can you defile them with this fecifork nonsense?

what’s the difference between a foon & a buffoon?

Put your hands up in the air

Shake your fecifork like you just don’t care!

Stab your olive and cherry at the cocktail bar.

Sheesh. Oyster fork, appetizer fork, salad fork, dinner fork….. and now the anal fork? How does one keep track of which utensil to use at what time? How will I ever get over the embarrassment of using my oyster fork to fling my dingleberries at the snotty maitre d’ ?

Sorry, I’m Team Splayd

How about a foonicular railway?

I don´t have a foon, and I don´t know what a fecifork is.

It’s a good Foon — but is it a Granfalloon?