Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for March 12, 2024

Serve as dishing up food or serve as in being food?

They don’t wear shirts or shoes.

Pandas don’t play tennis.

don’t eat those beautiful pandas…

No problem. The last of the pandas in the US is back in China now.

They don’t serve Pandas, they haven’t found a good recipe.

They’re refusing to serve a customer who’s a panda?

Because they Eat, Shoots and Leave

Now that pandas are no longer on the endangered species list, they could be served. Still, until there are many more, you’ll only be able to get them served rare.

I never saw any trees at Olive Garden either.

They tend to be problem customers.

They would as soon as they find some good recipes for bamboo.

Pandas are all back in China, don’t ya know?

Anybody remember “The Amazing Panda Adventure”?

They actually will serve anyone. Pandas typically don’t keep money on them. Also, they are afraid a panda will come in, shoot somebody behind the counter, and walk out.

Panda: “What do you mean you don’t have bamboo on the menu? That’s it, I’m never coming back here again, and I’m telling all my friends!”

Funny to come here right after reading a wisecrack about Girl Scout cookies not containing Girl Scouts.

Panda Express – when you absolutely, positively need a black and white marsupial overnight.

Of course they don’t serve pandas there. They’re an endangered species and serving them fast food would be bad for their health.

I had too Google Panda Express. They haven’t made it to Canada yet.

They do. As the weekly mystery meat.