Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 29, 2024

Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s a done deal.

Try practicing your proposal on me and I’ll help you practice for the honeymoon.

How could he not say yes? Don’t forget the shotgun.

Because she’s wearing that gown, every one of her wedding vows will have to end with the phrase “and my eyes are up here”.

The height of your garter belt may influence his answer.

Well get out of that dress and into a dry martini and I can practically guarantee that he’ll agree to some proposal, it just might not be marriage.

Meanwhile, in an alternative Universe….Mom: “Yes Bobbie- cross dressing is fun, and you look much better in my wedding gown than your father (RIP) ever did, but don’t get your hopes up.”

He’d be much happier if you were wearing lingerie and wanted to practice the honeymoon.

“I had to have my liver and 3 feet of intestines removed to fit into this dress and into my man’s idealized vision of a woman!”

My my, how the roles have changed…oy

Ah, Bachelor’s Day. Feb 29th.

This is called vice versa…….

“I’ve seen his Star Wars action figure collection! I’m not going to let this one get away!”

Hey, it works! Happy 10th Anniversary to me!

“I could ask what you have to offer but it’s fairly obvious.”

Beautiful! If he doesn’t somebody will!

He might also chicken out.

And it’s good that you’re not “showing” yet

Apparently, in Ireland, women were allowed [encouraged] to propose on Leap Day

She’s only two-dimensional and I’m certainly saying “yes”!

Don’t laugh! My wife proposed to me! What can I say? She has great taste in men. I had to say yes!