I had a coworker that was a very very big guy. He lived for boating. A different coworker asked one day what the difference was between a boat and a ship. The guy didn’t know and went and looked it up. When he returned he informed us that it was the difference in weight. The coworker that asked did not miss a beat and promptly return with “So, you have both a boat and a ship! It’s a boat until you step on it, then it becomes a ship!”
oldpine52 3 months ago
And watch out for the Japanese whaling fleet.
cracker65 3 months ago
OMG
comixbomix 3 months ago
It was just a puddle before she waded in…
allen@home 3 months ago
And don’t get to close to a navy ship. Might be mistaken for a sea mine.
Imagine 3 months ago
She could sink ships.
Zykoic 3 months ago
She’ll need a tug.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
“Darn it! Here come those Humpback Whale-sighting tourist boats again!”
rossevrymn 3 months ago
Mm
[Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago
Buoy, you’re going to get it
Lecherous 3 months ago
Behold, the reason why the sea level is rising
sandpiper 3 months ago
Is there a mfg label across her stern? Required when hauling freight.
TMMILLER Premium Member 3 months ago
I had a coworker that was a very very big guy. He lived for boating. A different coworker asked one day what the difference was between a boat and a ship. The guy didn’t know and went and looked it up. When he returned he informed us that it was the difference in weight. The coworker that asked did not miss a beat and promptly return with “So, you have both a boat and a ship! It’s a boat until you step on it, then it becomes a ship!”
dflak 3 months ago
They don’t weigh her on a conventional scale. They use displacement tonnage.
jconnors3954 3 months ago
Also stay away from whalers!
Linguist 3 months ago
“Ayup, looks like ole Mahitabel’s gone up a bit in tonnage!” said the old Yankee skipper.
Moore 1 3 months ago
His last words.
rshive 3 months ago
With some luck, maybe the sharks are hungry.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
The next scene shows him floating face down……..
SwimsWithSharks 3 months ago
One more cartoon I can’t post on Facebook, for fear of my ex.
wirepunchr 3 months ago
And don’t let her sun herself on the beach.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 3 months ago
HAHAHAHA! That’s the funniest cartoon I’ve seen in a long time!
Tetonbil Premium Member 3 months ago
That’s funny! Thank you and beware the laws of tonnage!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 3 months ago
Nice of him to think of her safety.
(Protecting the ships is really just an extra benefit.)
mindjob 3 months ago
Her blubber could power a small town for weeks
cuzinron47 3 months ago
She better hope a Save the Whales group doesn’t show up.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
…it was out of concern for her safety…right???
cactusbob333 3 months ago
The shipping lane is exactly where she belongs.
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
Make way for the whales too!
WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago
Dang – those Houthi’s are everywhere!
EXCALABUR 3 months ago
That’s pretty harsh! True, but harsh.