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Oh, God, I would love to tweak the time-space continuum just a little.
I don’t know…my best friend doesn’t cough up hairballs or molt like the parakeets.
Don’t forget the bread basket too.
What do they care? They don’t have to babysit.
That’s too direct and can easily be traced. The H. Clinton firm has it’s charity hire a law firm to hire a public relations firm to look into it.
That’s not makeup. It’s a U-Turn sign.
I knew a woman who scheduled an ultrasound and joked that they may find more than one fetus to her husband. Later, she called him at the office and said they found three. He yelled, “Camille, I’m having a rotten day here and if this is your idea of a joke, it’s not funny!” She busted out crying that it was true. When he hung up the phone, someone saw his face and asked if someone died.
That often, huh John?
Two comic strip days!?! People complain they have to wait 20 minutes at my office.