The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 27, 2023

you know what they say about the size of a man’s feet!

Yeah! Big shoes! ;-/

Can’t let Sideshow Bob have all the fun.

He needs a “Toe” job done!

Can the doctor also do something about the clown’s pigeon toes?

“The question is, how do we spur bone growth in your feet to keep you out of the Clown Corps and but remain in Clown College.”

Just get special orthotics.

Ped envy ?

Doc’s got some big shoes to fill.

He wants everyone to be able to follow in his footsteps.

As a person who suffers from gout, a foot enhancement is; 1 week of ham and beer. I am not a drunk or eat bacon to often, but pork chops a couple of times, to a pub for a night. A few other danger foods and OUCH.

Some people take their vocation way too far!

Okay but what if you’re being dishonest?

Foot implants by ACME!

This’ll be quite the feat.

His pigeon-toed appearance … he’s wearing the wrong shoes on the wrong feet.

He wants big dogs.

Sideshow Bob envy.

Big shoes, Big socks!

Smokey Robinson is still around, so maybe he can write a new song, The Toes of a Clown

he’s not really putting his best foot forward here…

His friends toed him he needed to do it.

I hope that before the surgery he happens to mention to one of his clown friends that he’s thinking of having this done, and that the friend then replies, “Seriously, dude? What kind of dope are you? Don’t you know we all have normal feet, and just wear giant prop shoes?”