Garfield by Jim Davis for January 08, 2024

No donuts either? Yep! Epic fail!

There’s always a next time

Just an average Monday in January.

Decaf coffee is the equivalant of a hairless cat. It exists but that does’nt make it right.

Drinking decaf is like showering with an umbrella.

So you is dreenk coffee flavoured water eh cat.

Decafinated

Poor you.

You is expect anything to succeeds on Monday?

Decattinated?

Abort! Abort! This mission isn’t getting off the ground!

mission: to lasagna and beyond!

This is kind of like tasting Pepsi and Diet Pepsi. The difference is obvious.

Decaf is a placebo… With the difference between the so-called placebo effect is less effective.

I’m having donuts & regular coffee this morning, and making lasagna for my supper. Garfield should come a-knocking any time now!

I’m imagining the disappointed look on his face and it cracks me up.

I’ve genuinely never drunk coffee and mostly never had issues getting out of bed in the morning

decaf for decat…NOT!

Decaf is NOT COFFEE! It’s a fake imitation. Some taste better than others but it doesn’t have the desired effect of waking me up!

That’s why we see Garfield half way today – the decaf cup of coffee.

Similar sentiments here!

My wife drinks decaf. I personally want the caffeine.

Garfield! Go back to sleep, it’s not spring yet!

Decaf coffee is a waste of time & money!

Decaf coffee- a cruel hoax!

Except for my Tuesday morning Breakfast/Bible study, I usually have decaf tea in the morning, or decaf coffee at night. What’s that I hear. Ah, decaf tea calling me name.

Jon is onto you Garfield.

Garfield, you’re just going to sleep all day anyway dude.

Besides taking a fiber supplement, my enterologist recommended coffee as well to help prevent colon cancer. Every morning, I toast Mr. Colon when I drink my Joe! ;-p

How did Jon even get decaf without Garfield knowing, anyway?

You all have an adequate Monday.

But that’s the idea. The less caffeine, the more you can sleep.

For the past 20+ years I’ve roasted for friends & family. A lot of my elder “customers” can only have decaf due to doctors orders. And there are some excellent decaf greens out there if you are willing to roast them yourself. Myself? I tend to think decaf is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

decaf just does not “stand up and bark”

Typical Monday huh?

“MISSION SCRUBBED, FAILURE TO LAUNCH”

(senses metaphorical parts of the dialogue of this cartoon)

There are two kinds of decaffeinated coffee, the cheap kind (which cost more than regular coffee) where the favor is so bad you can not drink it black and the very expensive kind that taste like coffee.

This is beautiful :D it reminds me of one older garfield strip … >

Garfield you need caffeine

Decaf? The horror!