Mike Luckovich for October 25, 2023

Fani Willis is certainly a frightening specter for Donald Trump.

But is that really the scariest?

What could be even scarier than Fani Willis?

A kid dressed as Special Prosecutor Jack Smith and his TWO federal indictments?

A kid dressed as Judge Tanya Chutkan and her gag orders?

A kid dressed as New York civil trial Judge Arthur Engoron and his threats to lock Trump up if he continues his outbursts?

A group of kids all dressed as former Trump attorneys who have turned state’s evidence?

A kid dressed as an honest vote count?

Other possible ideas of scary costumes for trick-or-treating at Mar-a-Lago?

I hope there’s a never ending stream of kids dressed as the above visiting Drumph Tower NY on Halloweeen.

At this point, I’m just waiting for Donnie to flip on himself. He might as well ‘cuz he’s flipping out anyway…

Come on! He wouldn’t be out there giving candy away! He would be holding an empty bowl, labeled “Taxes and Fees”

He’d take 99% of their candy as a HEALTH benefit, and then throw them some paper towels (hard and at face height) that were left over from FEMA donations for Puerto Rico.

A witch hunt. The biggest in history.

I see all that candy has kept Trump at a svelte 215 lbs.

Really scare him: dress as a subpoena or a warrant.

Trump is so full of himself he doesn’t have the good sense to be scared even though former allies are lining up to sell him out to save their own skins.

Like Trump would ever give out candy he would give out pictures of himself instead.

Trump would eat the candy, then taunt the children.

Trump will be wearing a Dennis Moore costume (from an old episode of Monty Python): “…He steals from the poor And gives to the rich…”

Ridiculous premise – tRump would never share his candy with anyone.

More like trump would be stealing candy FROM the kids

I’m at schaden and waiting for the freude.

Trump fears anyone he can’t intimidate, and it manifests as aggression.

But he has a visceral, almost violent reaction to any woman, and especially a woman of color, who is not intimidated by his tantrums and wields any power over him.

He charges the African-American kid double for the candy.

Trump always liked to play mobster. He thought those wise guys were cool, with their code of silence and their tactics.

However, trump, is now learning that the vow of Omertà, or code of silence, is more fiction than fact. The wall of silence falls as soon as the crew faces serious jail time. Then, it is every rat for themselves.

The odds of trump being found guilty in both state and federal charges have gone up significantly in the last two weeks. Whether or not actual jail time will be a part of the equation is still unclear.

Like he’d ever give out candy

That sumb!tch wouldn’t give away nuthin.

Ya’ want some candy?

Well, I’d like ya t’ do a favor for us . . .

Hey, it’s fantasy. He’d never answer the door himself. And he’s eaten all the Halloween Candy at least twice by now.

Rump would have them all arrested for trespassing plus take their candy.

I wonder how many of the co-defendants of Traitor Trump will flip on him in the next week or two…….

No way. No way he would give anything away, mush less actually do anything himself.

Come on, this is totally impossible! Whoever heard of Donald Trump giving away candy? ;)

Yeah, like he would give anything away free…

What would he give away — 2016 swag ? Herpes ? Secret docs ?