I was in a really bad mood earlier because my wife accused me of always trying to turn everything in to a joke. After hours of awkward silence, she finally gave in and asked, “What’s the matter!?”
I replied, “It’s the basic structural component of the universe…”
The birds may distract the king from the vital task of keeping the throne from moving from where it is in the throne room. [Then again, the birds may inspire him to do some other important task (like perching out on his balcony).]
The trees on my block are full of crows this month. I don’t see what that has to do with anyone’s mood. Is there some kind of circuitous connection with Edgar Allan Poe (who would hate to be remembered for a single Raven meme)?
jagedlo 7 months ago
Well, maybe not you, Fink!
enigmamz 7 months ago
You know nothing, crow!
oldthang 7 months ago
Where is the lost Lenore?
eromlig 7 months ago
I counted. He needs four more for the pie.
oldpine52 7 months ago
I guess that the Wiz is raven mad.
hariseldon59 7 months ago
Vultures would have been even better.
Sanspareil 7 months ago
since when does the Fink work?
electricshadow Premium Member 7 months ago
Quoth the raven, “The king’s a fink!”
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
My mom’s sister works in a bakery and is always in a bad mood.
She’s my cross aunt.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
If I were to break my arm, I’d be in a really bad mood…
…which is a shame, because otherwise I could make a humerus pun.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
The girl delivering my wife’s baby was in such a bad mood today.
Think she was going through a midwife crisis.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
I was in a really bad mood earlier because my wife accused me of always trying to turn everything in to a joke. After hours of awkward silence, she finally gave in and asked, “What’s the matter!?”
I replied, “It’s the basic structural component of the universe…”
Doug K 7 months ago
The birds may distract the king from the vital task of keeping the throne from moving from where it is in the throne room. [Then again, the birds may inspire him to do some other important task (like perching out on his balcony).]
DaveG1960 7 months ago
That’s what happens when you give him the bird…..
saylorgirl 7 months ago
Is the king smiling??
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
Hopefully Wiz’s funk isn’t as bad as mine when I get into a rut.
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
Angry black birds!
Jeffin Premium Member 7 months ago
Stark ravens?
Just-me 7 months ago
Nevermore…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago
It could be worse. They could be tribbles.
rshive 7 months ago
Nevermore!
preacherman 7 months ago
That’s not so bad. At least they’re not snakes.
HOTLOTUS1 7 months ago
Wiz just needed something to CROW about. Maybe The Fink has bird flu!
mfrasca 7 months ago
They are all robots anyway.
walstib Premium Member 7 months ago
I see 20 blackbirds. He only needs 4 more to make a pie.
Old Time Tales Premium Member 7 months ago
I hope that the one perched on the Fink’s head doesn’t have stomach issues.
daleandkristen 7 months ago
Looks like the beginning of a pie.
dsatvoinde Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s an unkindness.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
The trees on my block are full of crows this month. I don’t see what that has to do with anyone’s mood. Is there some kind of circuitous connection with Edgar Allan Poe (who would hate to be remembered for a single Raven meme)?
poppacapsmokeblower 7 months ago
Where are the other four blackbirds? Are they already in the pie? Did the king eat them?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 7 months ago
I don’t get it. Clearly some of you do, so please explain. Thank you.
jasonsnakelover 7 months ago
That’s the idea.