Those things are big enough to be lethal!
does he trim his nails with his axe?
His emery board is an emery plank.
Long ago, my uncle told us kids that the crescent moon, as it appeared in the early daylight sky, was a fingernail clipping of God.
In the news last night, two hikers were killed. Impaled by a … a …
giant toe nail?
…and don’t trim you nose hairs over the roof.
And don’t get her started on when he forgets to use dandruff shampoo. (Christmas in July?)
Shouldn’t this be Paul Bunion?
She nailed it!
Who cleans up the Ox poo?!
It’s outdoors! Chill!
and don´t expect me to clean up after Babe!
I’m just glad we can’t see Paul’s bunions!
She saw the he clips.
it’s just his subtle way of mooning her.
“Hang a moon” takes on a new meaning here.
How does she see without eyes?
…and those mounds out there are………???
He has a lot of foot trouble. You should see Paul Bunyan’s bunion.
And the hills are scrapings of his bunions and plantar warts.
Behavior like this is what turned Babe blue.
Farside99 9 months ago
Those things are big enough to be lethal!
ronaldspence 9 months ago
does he trim his nails with his axe?
Ratkin 9 months ago
His emery board is an emery plank.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Long ago, my uncle told us kids that the crescent moon, as it appeared in the early daylight sky, was a fingernail clipping of God.
Bilan 9 months ago
In the news last night, two hikers were killed. Impaled by a … a …
giant toe nail?
Jayalexander 9 months ago
…and don’t trim you nose hairs over the roof.
nosirrom 9 months ago
And don’t get her started on when he forgets to use dandruff shampoo. (Christmas in July?)
SteveHL 9 months ago
Shouldn’t this be Paul Bunion?
iggyman 9 months ago
She nailed it!
iggyman 9 months ago
Who cleans up the Ox poo?!
Kilrwat Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s outdoors! Chill!
Prey 9 months ago
and don´t expect me to clean up after Babe!
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m just glad we can’t see Paul’s bunions!
Baucuva 9 months ago
She saw the he clips.
Longplay Premium Member 9 months ago
it’s just his subtle way of mooning her.
prrdh 9 months ago
“Hang a moon” takes on a new meaning here.
Radish the wordsmith 9 months ago
How does she see without eyes?
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
…and those mounds out there are………???
Lablubber 9 months ago
He has a lot of foot trouble. You should see Paul Bunyan’s bunion.
zeexenon 9 months ago
And the hills are scrapings of his bunions and plantar warts.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
Behavior like this is what turned Babe blue.