I once tried to overcome a fear of velvet paintings (especially the one of a matador swirling his cape) by trying to find one to buy … and, believe it or not, I couldn’t find one … had to settle for an Elvis Presley with a microphone …
You will retain your fear that I have placed a hypnotic trigger in your mind that will cause you to believe you are a chicken and cluck and strut for a bit, retaining no memory of it, when the trigger phrase is uttered in your presence.
I told my dentist that I knew why he gave me nitrous oxide when working on my teeth … Afterwards, he’d present his bill while I was still too high and happy to feel the pain in my wallet.
Next week, doc, let’s work on leaf blowers, heavy duty staples, metal file prongs, wasps, and fanatics. And you can send my bill straight to collection.
Just another unfortunate Hypnotic Scam being perpetrated with a full deck of misdirection “phobias cured” before coming to the Real Point, the bill for “services rendered”!
It’s that commercial, doc. The one with the pearl dropping through the shampoo. I feel like I’m the pearl, being lost forever, sinking slowly but with absolute certainty, my life passing by at a slow pace, nearly unreal, as the depth of my despair increases.
Superfrog 9 months ago
Yeah great, but I came here because my hair turned blue and now I’m afraid of winky logos.
ransomknotts 9 months ago
dancing kittens, bedazzled flyswatters, the Letter X, shea butter wet wipes…
Mad-ge Dish Soap 9 months ago
Looks good as a blue print, butt as$ is better in rose colored glasses.
Jonathan Lemon creator 9 months ago
Mark Rothko, hypnotist.
Howard'sMyHero 9 months ago
I once tried to overcome a fear of velvet paintings (especially the one of a matador swirling his cape) by trying to find one to buy … and, believe it or not, I couldn’t find one … had to settle for an Elvis Presley with a microphone …
it was a Blue, Blue Blue Blue Christmas …!
Imagine 9 months ago
There’s an app for that: Frog App(lause).
The Old Wolf 9 months ago
Earwigs can die in a fire. that is all.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 9 months ago
What if she’s not under hypnosis but just dead?
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
You will retain your fear that I have placed a hypnotic trigger in your mind that will cause you to believe you are a chicken and cluck and strut for a bit, retaining no memory of it, when the trigger phrase is uttered in your presence.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
So this is why I’m so discombobulated!
Must have been that green Prell Shampoo that penetrated my skull and short circuited my lobes and gave me all these fears!
Can I make payments?
Linguist 9 months ago
I told my dentist that I knew why he gave me nitrous oxide when working on my teeth … Afterwards, he’d present his bill while I was still too high and happy to feel the pain in my wallet.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Oh, no, I’ll STILL fear your bill! That NEVER goes away!!
coltish1 9 months ago
Next week, doc, let’s work on leaf blowers, heavy duty staples, metal file prongs, wasps, and fanatics. And you can send my bill straight to collection.
UltraLameFest2 9 months ago
The bill is worth it, if it got rid of that laundry list of phobias.
willie_mctell 9 months ago
But what about fern spores?
charles9156 9 months ago
super specific suggestion!
Sisyphos 9 months ago
Blah, blah, blah!
Just another unfortunate Hypnotic Scam being perpetrated with a full deck of misdirection “phobias cured” before coming to the Real Point, the bill for “services rendered”!
Never trust the hypno-therapist!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 9 months ago
I’d never before considered there being a fear of velvet!!!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s that commercial, doc. The one with the pearl dropping through the shampoo. I feel like I’m the pearl, being lost forever, sinking slowly but with absolute certainty, my life passing by at a slow pace, nearly unreal, as the depth of my despair increases.
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
‘…I accept Venmo and PayPal…’
3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago
…ok…were those people in the comic, yesterday?…
…‘cuz, I didn’t see ‘em …
…darn small phone…
…first, I dont see the blink…
…now, this…
…but, like most folks in Cuyahoga Falls, I have these same aversions…
…I blame Rex’s erection…
…living in the shadow of that religious monstrosity has left us all Stranger Things like…
…so, it’s all our own fault…
…we had it all figured out…
…but our politicians refused to pay our exorcists…
… so we got repossessed…
…thanks, Don Walters…
…luckily, if you eat 15 Swenson Galley Boys…
…Black Tiger Hypnotism gives you 45% off your first 5 sessions…
Howard'sMyHero 9 months ago
I also fear late uploads on Sunday mornings …!
lawguy05 9 months ago
Most cool :-)